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a pet bat?

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by -jordan-, Jul 19, 2011.

  1. TommyNooka

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    Bats love to eat moths, get a light out the back and catch a few.

    I believe the only things with deadlier teeth than 'vampire' bats are Somalians!
     
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  2. SleepySpecialK

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    Try and cross-breed it with something. Maybe a golden eagle?
     
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  3. Kim Jong Il

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    you killed a worm, you horrible brute of a man. <diva>
     
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  4. monacoger

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    Worm hunting should be made illegal
     
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  5. Kim Jong Il

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    real men dont kill worms
     
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  6. -jordan-

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    what should i have given it?
     
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  7. gas

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    Some vegtables<ok>


    Killing poor innocent worms you sick twisted cruel ****.
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

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    lentils or soy mince. or at least something it would have access to in nature how would a bat manage to catch a worm?
     
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  9. -jordan-

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    how would a bat eat lentils or soy mince in nature? the worm was warmly received <ok>
     
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  10. Jip Jaap Stam

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    That would be brilliant.
     
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    Try Rountrees fruit pastilles<ok>
     
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  12. -jordan-

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    it's not a fruit bat you numpty <doh>
     
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    You put a worm in a microwave? Bloody hell you really want to hope you don't get a visit by the RSPCA any time soon as the charge sheet is growing with every post.
     
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  14. gas

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    <laugh>
     
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  15. Kim Jong Il

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    sarcasm <doh>
     
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    The ****ers are blind. Just tell him it's an insect. He's not going to know.
     
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    <laugh> Brian the Bat!

    Good on ya... hope it doesn't bite you!
     
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  18. The Raging Oxter

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    Kim tried to kill a worm with a shovel recently but didn't have the strength so had to drive over it instead.
     
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  19. -jordan-

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    please log in to view this image
     
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  20. -jordan-

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    <laugh>
     
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