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Discussion in 'Hull City' started by Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC, Oct 26, 2015.

  1. Ernie Shackleton

    Ernie Shackleton Well-Known Member

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    Se faire tailler une pipe, monsieur?
     
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  2. Kempton

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    Oh come on lad, it's just like the birds and the bees, but with a twist....
     
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  3. ElTigre

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  4. HHH

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    So I got the results back and the good news is, it's just a urinary infection.
     
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  5. DMD

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    If the rumours about the reason for the operation are true, don't you need a negligee for post op too?
     
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  6. originallambrettaman

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    The original Hindustani word pyjāmā, from which the name derives, is actually a drawstring trouser, so you don't need to bother with a top.

    Hope this saves you a few bob. <ok>
     
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  7. Craigo

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    If you need a little company I'll be up at ze chateau ..... no pressure.
     
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  8. DMD

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    Does a trouser only have one leg? He must be in hospital for a hop.
     
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  9. Chazz Rheinhold

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  10. Ernie Shackleton

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    I've never really been a pyjamas wearer, but our lass brought me back these silken beauties from Vietnam.

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    Feel like a king in 'em.

    Like how the Adonis must feel all the time.
     
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  12. John Ex Aberdeen now E.R.

    John Ex Aberdeen now E.R. Well-Known Member

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    Stan I have been in a couple of time, I just used their NHS standard issue, better than buying pyjamas which you might not use when coming out.
     
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  13. Chazz Rheinhold

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    No bottoms!! I like your style triple H. I imagine you'd smoke a pipe while wearing them.
     
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  14. Happy Tiger

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    The bottoms are neatly folded and on the cross bar on the hanger.

    None of the placcy hangers you use from Primark there.
     
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  15. HHH

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    I'll be getting one. Just not sure in the style.

    Not a decision to be rushed.
     
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  16. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Ahh it was making my eyes go funny staring straight at it. Obvioulsy hypnotises the laydees the same way.
     
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  17. tigerscanada

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    ...I was just being envious of your youth Dr Stan. One of my mate's grandkids calls me "great-grandad"... little sod.
    Best of luck with the hospital visit.
     
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  18. HHH

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    Could be dangerous in the wrong hands.

    Fortunately, the gent that I am, I'd never abuse those powers.
     
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  19. Chazz Rheinhold

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    You'll be hoping for this for your care Stan
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    You'll end up with this
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  20. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

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    Nailed on, Chazzman.

    (By the way, did you know - Filey will - that her watch is upside-down? Not to her, as she flips it up, but to you, when you look at it)
     
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