AJ's Celebration

My uncle is on the Cleveland force and says the evidence is so overwhelming AJ will get sent down.

 

I have a made up cousin who works in Dudley and he claims he found a certain AJ had broken into Dudley Zoo and was caught with his dick in a dead baboon. Again this cannot be verified as I have just made it up.

 

Can he get me a taser?

 

Did he see Cameron breaking into the pig pen too?

Looks like AJ will get a lot of chokey in the big house if he is indeed convicted.

 

I think not. He is DC and rather prim and proper.

 

The things me and him have seen would bring either tears to your eyes or a boner. Obviously, this depending on if your a colossal pervert or not.

I once saw him kill and partially eat a homeless beggar in Birmingham city centre. In his defence the guy was demanding for food as apparently he hadn't ate in three days. You can't get away with that sort of provocative bullshit in this day and age.

 

How about a massive block of coke

For scientific research

 

I miss the old days of the good old fashioned 70's police friday night kickings. My grandfather, a deranged drunken mick God rest him use to tell me many tales of violence inflicted on him with batons, boots and feet. How we all laughed at his entertaining stories.

 

I had an issue with a policeman in which he asked me to leave a pub because i was too drunk. i found he was being rather unreasonable given i was in a pub so i told him to **** off.

I was arrested, however I managed to break loose and make off only to be tripped over by a ****ing vigilante.

I got a caution for dd but ill never forget the police statement

"i was doing a routine check in idols when a man approached me smelling of intoxicating liquor "

Other snippets

"i gave chase"

" he remained abusive throughout the night"

 

Don't like Johnson, think he's been a complete utter prick after scoring the last two years but people are going OTT about him on here. Personally from what I've been told I have an opinion but that does not mean that I'm right or wrong. As for captainchaos take it you didn't like Nile Ranger or Joey Barton then?

 

No i didn't but did joey ever have sex with underage girls?

A little violence never hurt anyone

Hes a nonce its unacceptable im sorry that's my opinion.

 

How come everybody in prison seems to have a 12" cock to stick in Johnson?


I wanna go to prison

 

Erm, just to be clear, I don't want to go to prison because I've heard everybody has a 12" cock to stick in me. I was more meaning, I might grow a 12" cock if I go to prison.




Just forget it, I made a pigs ear of what I was trying to say and mean

 

Don't worry thousands of us have taken it up the arse from a referee and a nonce yesterday.

 

Sure you said because he was a criminal. Personally never like Barton and was disappointed when we kept him on after he went to jail but IF Johnson is guilty then he's hardly the first person to commit a serious offence and still be playing afterwards. Luke McCormick killed 2 young children in 2008 and still played for Plymouth last season, not mention the fact that Lee Hughes killed someone and has played for various clubs. Don't think any of this is right but you can't blame Sunderland as Adam Johnson has never been found guilty of a criminal offence.

 

I think Johnson is just ignorant and stupid.
I also suspect he will get sent down for noncing.

 

Im sorry but punching someone and kiddy fuddling are on different levels in my opinion. However i understand your point.

If he's guilty which he is he deserves everihe gets.

Im sick and tired of this countries attitude to serious crime.

 

Mackems in beel hell I see still.
God help them when they lose a derby ffs.
It's like Royston Vasey over there again I see.
Funky in the thick of it as per usual.

 

Have they started their fight club yet?