Footy helped me for a while too. Unfortunately only team I could join around here was indoor on astroturf. Astroturf ruined my knees. Now it makes most exercise more difficult.
Anyone who has more ankle biters in their 40's should be sectioned. A mate of mine has just announced his Mrs is pregnant yet again and he's 48 ****ing bonkers.
I haven't heard that one. Fortune's story is quite well documented, though. He was working for the East India Company who weren't happy having to trade with the Chinese and wanted to grow their own. I can't remember all the details, and can't be bothered looking them up at the moment.
So what you are all saying is that a chocolate orange can't count as one of my five a day fruit/veggies, now you tell me when I am 5ft 2 and 26 stone.
Not really mate. Depends on the woman, obviously post the menopause it's game over, but they can be fertile to that point. The average age for the menopause in the UK is 51.
One of my best friends growing up had parents in their 60s when he and I were teens. They had two kids and when they went off to university they had two more. I don't know their exact ages but they must have been in their late 40s when my friend and his younger sister were born. I love my kids but parenthood is not something I ever wish to duplicate.
Isn't that why you have affairs instead when you get to 50s because kids are gone and nout else to do
Probably not although we have two over 40s that play atm. One of them is 52 and outruns everyone every week lol
It's a bit extreme suggesting anyone go to da cHeEzE though just to avoid having babies... ...even if it means you'll never reproduce again if you go there...