a pet bat?

so a couple of hours ago i found a small bat on the ground. it's got physical damage to it's leg the poor dab. anyway i came to it's rescue..i picked it up and put it in a shoe-box, give him some water and a little towel to get comfortable on.

i have already several grandiose plans..one of which is where i breed it with another bat, and then have a dozen or so of them hanging up in and around my house. that'd look ****ing killer! but the bitch won't have none of it

should it put my foot down with a firm hand? i hope she doesn't make me choose between her and the bat!

 

Shikaka.

 

Never invite a vampire into your home.

 

The great white bat

*bows down*

 

Batman

 

never let stereo near the bat

 

Bats are notoriously hard to penetrate, get a badger instead.

 

tell the bitch that you'll never have to buy any more plates.

 

**** off your lass & keep the bat.

 

...are you sure you want to risk being known as the local Batty Boy ?

 

I believed all this, till you said you have a bird.

 

*raise back of hand*
Pet bat, or this bat? You can choose.
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Toss the litte bat **** into the air and wack it with a tennis or squash racket and see how far it goes

 

Feed it to the foxes, then hunt the foxes down for killing your bat.

 

predictable reply from a sick twisted cruel ****

 

this is brian excuse the **** everywhere

 

What are you feeding it with?

 

well i made him chicken tikka but he wouldn't touch it, so i chopped up some worms and he had a little nibble

 

Set up a colony, disguise them all as seals and then invite some Canadians over to club them to death. Think of the tourist revenue.