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Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 20, 2015.

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  1. Beardsley's Rancid Sack

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    I'd rather eat my own excrement than watch such a pile of cancer.
     
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    I am with you on this although I would of course only go as far as my own excrement. I have heard yours has a rather unpleasant aftertaste.
     
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    I'm crazy for Daisy.
     
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    You are wise to take this course. It has the smell of Dachau about it and the radioactive taste of Chernobyl.
     
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    Would you make a gaper and throw your tongue into it?

    That's love
     
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    Just seen its out here on 17th December as well so I could watch it 7hrs before you Nerds if I wanted. Half a mind to do that and post the whole plot here just to pxss you all off. However that would mean wasting 3hrs of my life I can never get back. I will just stick to eating my own shxt and imagining its BRS's.
     
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    It's a bit suspicious that Luke has been left out of the trailers, apart from his voice of course.

    He's not even in the poster...

    Theory time.... could he really be the bad guy?
     
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    Absolutely

    The ****s will leave it open ended too
     
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    He will train council estate stormtrooper for about 15mins and will be then gangraped to death by a pack of Sith high priest deviants.
     
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