Unbelievable. No wonder they call them the Tractor Boys. Adds a new twist to Kenny Chesney's "She thinks my tractors sexy"!!
At least they can't talk back or reject your advances. Or marry you & ground you for life even. Lubrication would be an expense mind !
It was all a misunderstanding. He called an agony aunt for advice on how to get the zing back into his marriage, and he's sure she said 'do something sexy to a tractor'. Or...He was practicing for the country life tractor pulling contest.
What would have happened had he clapped eyes on this humble offering from Lambourghini? please log in to view this image
It was only when I got to the last couple of paragraph that I started to question if this was for real. Nowt to do with my blind credulity of course. Just those Suffolk folk are well known sickos.
They're all the Same those carrot crunchers, was his Case Fastracked to the court? If this took place a bit further north he could have gone to court in New Holland.
At least by having a preference for green tractors he was showing some Claas. Is this guy related to Charon? Maybe he is Charon?