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Off Topic This is the time I like to call the 'gentlemen' hour

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  1. Donkey Toon

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    Night fella! :)

    Yep that is me done for the evening as well. Not sure if there is anybody still around but just in case ... good night all!
     
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    Donkey Toon, Jul 12, 2011
  2. Sir Bobby

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    Good evening, fellows. About to watch The Departed. Any good? Anyone doing anything spiffing soon?
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jul 15, 2011
  3. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Evening!

    I'm just chilling out with a bit of music! Not watched a film in a good few weeks actually!
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Jul 15, 2011
  4. Highland Gunner

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    The Departed is an excellent film, Nicholson is brilliant! Oh and just a huge thumbs up to the original op, working on the night shift this thread has kept me super amused!
     
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    Highland Gunner, Jul 15, 2011
  5. Sir Bobby

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    Was just doing so as well. Gonna stick film on now though. On a side note, I love Jack Nicholson!

    Looks like we have a new recruit. I assume you've been briefed on the rules of membership?
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jul 15, 2011
  6. Highland Gunner

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    I have not but i assume its standard rules everyone keeps their hands to themselves etc?
     
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    Highland Gunner, Jul 15, 2011
  7. Arfa's Left Foot

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    Ah but there is a dress code as well.
     
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    Arfa's Left Foot, Jul 15, 2011
  8. Sir Bobby

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    Quick run down:

    1. What happens in Gentlemen's Hour, stays in Gentleman's hour.

    2. What happens in Gentlemen's Hour, STAYS in Gentleman's hour.

    3. There shall be no planning, participating or starting of rep orgies, as it muddies the fine shores that are this hour.

    4. You must sit naked in a leather chair, with one of the following:
    ---->1. A white, fluffy pusscat. http://ih0.redbubble.net/work.7171151.1.flat,550x550,075,f.james-bond-cat.jpg
    ---->2. A shaved, white fluffy pussycat. The only circumstances that it may be shaved is because it was in space for a long period of time, resulting in a lack of protein, and thus a hair loss. http://media.onsugar.com/files/2010/10/42/5/391/3919100/b64c4449c9e15f32_mrbigglesworth.jpg
    ---->3. A fine, malt or barley.
    ---->4. A glass of port.

    5. This is only here to confuse you, and make you wonder whether this is part of the big list or the sub-list.
    6. Keep gentleman's hour for gentlemen.

    7. There is no crying.

    8. There is no women, however they can be mentioned in conversation.

    9. If you ever stroke, brush or touch another gentleman's undercarriage then both men should act as if nothing ever happened.

    10. Finally, you have to fulfil a membership form. This form is not actually a form, but is in fact you sending pictures to our phones of you or your significant other naked. NOTE: Photos of you will be deleted immediately. Photos of you other will be kept for, ahem, examining to see, erm, if, erm, sorry, you're okay to enter
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jul 15, 2011
  9. Highland Gunner

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    Brilliant, em point 4 in its entireity may be an issue working on a night shift but ill see what i can do
     
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    Highland Gunner, Jul 15, 2011
  10. Arfa's Left Foot

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    <laugh> May get a strange look or 2.
     
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  11. Sir Bobby

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    We'll give you the night off, tomorrow though I expect to see you in a suit and in a leather chair
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jul 15, 2011
  12. Highland Gunner

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    Super, im on the case, enjoy the film gents
     
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    Highland Gunner, Jul 15, 2011
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    How dare you even think of including point 3 in the list! Blasphemy! Rep orgies have become part of the not606 culture and you are trying to abolish it on this thread? How dare you?
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jul 15, 2011
  14. Sir Bobby

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    I feel it would bring this gentlemen's club into disrepute. If you want an orgy, go do it somewhere with a little less class
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jul 15, 2011
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    I'm shocked and physically shaken.
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jul 15, 2011
  16. Sir Bobby

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    For ****s and giggles, let's say we did have an orgy in this establishment, do you feel that would genuinely be appropriate behaviour
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jul 15, 2011
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    Outside the Newcastle board it is frowned upon , but it is quite banal on here , as I said it has become part of our rich culture.
     
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  18. Sir Bobby

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    But here. In this place. For gentlemen. It is not a gentleman's behaviour. Happily on other threads. But here, no. No. It cannot happen!

    I haven't been in one yet but after all the rep I got for my 1000th I'm thinking of it. <diva>
     
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    Sir Bobby, Jul 15, 2011
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    Soon enough our prowess shall turn you into a rep whore , and you will be begging us to rep you like you've never been repped before.

    Just wait!
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jul 15, 2011
  20. biggeordiedave

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    Seems this place has been forgotten about!
     
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    biggeordiedave, Jul 20, 2011
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