Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

"The best team photo in Europe, none better"

John Kodak Collins.

 

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Belter, Aldo.

 

A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced Up and saw the most beautiful woman boarding the plane. He soon realized She was heading straight towards his seat. As fate would have it, she took The seat right beside his. Eager to strike up a conversation he blurted out, “Business trip or pleasure?”

She turned, smiled and said, “Business. I’m going to the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention in Boston."

He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen Sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting of nymphomaniacs!

Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, “What’s your Business at this convention?”

“Lecturer,” she responded. “I use information that I have learned from my Personal experiences to debunk some of the popular myths about sexuality.”

“Really?” he said. “And what kind of myths are there?”

“Well,” she explained, “one popular myth is that African-American men are The most well-endowed of all men, when in fact it is the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait. Another popular myth is That Frenchmen are the best lovers, when actually it is Scotsmen who are the best. I have also discovered that the lover with Absolutely the best stamina is the Irish

Suddenly the woman became a little uncomfortable and blushed.. “I’m Sorry,” she said, “I shouldn't really be discussing all of this with you. I don’t Even know your name.”

“Tonto,” the man said, “Tonto McTavish but my friends call me Paddy".

 

Boooo

 

I was in the pub last night and I heard a noise that was like somebody winning the jackpot from the fruit machine, but it was actually some bird getting raped by a morris dancer.

 

Heard whilst carrying out said act.

 

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Dev still sleeping in his Jag.

 

Renault Leguna actually, with parts off an old Rover.

It's a LegOver

 

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I am currently doing a very sticky jobby. I predict an inordinate amount of loo roll to clean up this bad boy.

 

Must be an irishman about