I know you're joking but... ... http://www.amazon.co.uk/iKettle-Wi-Fi-Electric-Kettle-2400W/dp/B00BHXAWX4 From the description: Why not invite friends round for a brew using the "share" feature? You can also set up your kettle on your home network and add an unlimited number of guest users to join your Wifi kettle network- Who wants to join my Wi-Fi kettle network? Any takers? I think the social features are what make this the silliest. I wonder if you can get it to post to Facebook every Time you have a cup of tea. That would save time... Screw What's app @luvgonzo. iKettle is my future choice of social networking.