F1 on Channel 5?

I love that you managed to get a Legard swipe in there Cosi!

Out of all the current F1 presenting crew, I think Ted is the one I'd most like to have a beer with.

 

Thanks and blast!
I was editing it as you quoted me.

But you're totally correct about who's more fun with a pint in his hand. Legard drinks odd things…

 

Like the tears of unhappy viewers?

 

Nice one. Very creative. I was actually thinking of the bizarre stuff they produce on planet Zlod. Somehow he manages to make it materialise in odd-shaped glasses, together with strange coloured skewered objects perching on a salted rim…

 

I didn't realise legard was an alien. That explains why he was so bad at his commentating.

 

Yes.
As I understand it, Legard first appeared to real-life Earthlings via the big-screen. I think it was the bar scene in Star Wars.

As we know, his morphing into human form was never fully completed; but even at this early stage, tell-tale signs of Legardness can be made out…

 

whisper it ' he is a lizard really' not a lot of people know that.