How To Be A Successful WUM?

Really? Well Wenger's been at Arsenal, a club significantly better than Liverpool have been over the past 26 years, for 20 years. How far off matching Fergie trophy count is he?

Wenger's also better, by an absolute Nile, than any manager you have had since the 80s, and has more managerial ability in one of his grey hairs, than Rodgers entire bloodline has.

Fergie too managed outside of this country. Not one famed as a holiday destination or a country famed for its history and wine making. No, he managed clubs in **** holes like Glasgow and east ****ing sterling or Aberdeen ffs.

The only plums Rafa has, are the ones he serves to Perez on a Friday evening. "Would one like a glass of water with ones plums, sir?"

 

Ah the fabled S106 thread where Stan (then named Schteeve) seemed to "own" Hiag over some property point of law

 

I can see what you're trying to do, G4E, but it won't work.

 

I didn't say you delivered a lecture, I did say I recalled a reference to Harvard.

The "if you had gone to University" comment does you no favours. In fact it makes you look like an obnoxious ****. I did go to University as it happens but I don't look down on people who didn't.

 

Not quite sure which page of the book you are on, Schteeve, but I never denied that I visited Harvard; it was the reference to my having allegedly "given a lecture" there that I was disputing.

You seem to have made an utter fool of yourself, yet again.

And, for the record, I never look down on people who didn't go to University - god alone knows I have shagged many uneducated women, to prove that I don't hold such people in contempt. It is you whom I look down upon.

Where you get this idea from that I am an obnoxious ****, I will never know!

 

You must keep the Self Help industry alive almost single handedly.

 

You live in a complete fantasy world. I'd wager you're a balding, middle aged tubby bloke with a cock like a peanut

 

There is far too much need to convince everyone his life is "better"!

 

Your statement shows why we all have the idea

 

Parody is completely lost on you, G4E.

Mind you, you are not alone.

You do all realise, I hope, that I wind you all up for my own amusement. This is where I come to get some cheap, easy kicks.

 

You comment reeks... It sphinx.

Wenger? [h]E-gypt Arsenal out of a European title. My mummy could do better.

Rafa is a great manager who will sand the test of time. Rafa is great. You're in de Nile.

 

You cheeky Arab, Milky! You sound like a right Giza (ie. geezer).

 

Please... Rafa runs wenger rag'edd in European terms

 

Let's suppose that Rafa has a friend, called Moon, who is a second hand car salesman, trying to sell him some dodgy motor. It's two shades of light-brown, but Rafa isn't interested, and when his friend asks him, "Why not?" Rafa replies...

[wait for it]

"Its a two-tan car, Moon!"

 

Too many bitches arguing in here, laters.

 

Oh I get parody alright.

I just think that at times there is a part of you that fits that description and it is not you making fun of yourself but a glimpse of your true personality

at other times you are very amusing so keep it up

 

You clearly do not.

But, you know absolutely nothing about me, except what I tell you!

 

Maybe things have gone too far? Perhaps we should all look inwards and decide to be better people, more productive, kinder happier people. Lets leave all this arguing to the politicians and decide to be something more. Who's with me?

 

Have you put your tin hat on, Luvvy?