The All-New "Mouser Watch!" Thread

It's just the way it is lads I do not write the rules.

 

He was just trying to inspire us by scaring us into thinking that was true.

 

Blimey! Stoke could well go above 'Pool after the next round of matches!

Not that it would surprise me.

 

Are you surprised that they're above Chelsea?

 

Stan, I'd like to say "yes" in answer to your question, but having seen those clowns play, I'm going with "no."

 

Can you narrow that down?

 

Chelsea.

Surely, my post wasn't that cryptic?

 

Coulda, shoulda, woulda - almost through for Christian Benteke but his touch is understandably that of a man who has had a month off, not great.
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Then why did Keystone Klopp bring the useless ****er on?

 

THREE MINUTES of added time. Now or never for Jurgen...
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God! The fawning from the Mouser-loving media is utterly sickening!

 

#bringbackbrendan

 

We'll be fine when we have a fit benteke and studge to finish our chances, benteke should have won it tonight tbf

 

So, when do you lads think the media is going to use the "Keystone Klopp" tag-line?

 

"Klopp's Flops" I think will be reserved for his first transfer window.

 

"Klopp For The Chop!" will obviously be used for when the press properly round on him, just before he gets sacked.

 

He won't be sacked. He'll leave to go to a big club. The Real job will be available next Summer.

 

Desperately trying to deflect the attention from Spurs getting done by Anderlect.

 

This should be on a banner at Anfield.

 

You lot can get "We'll be fined" once all the Glazer cash on loan gets you in the ****.

 

ouch

 

Ouch that's a K.O. for the podgy Tottenham Walter, floored by the Welsh hitman with a single blow there. Gotta hurt that....

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