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  1. Stan

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    What's funny is that so far he's been compared to Ian Wright, had a £25-30million price tag slapped on him and been heralded as England's main striker for Euro 2016...
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Better than that short, chubby fella who usually plays up front.
     
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  3. Stan

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    On current form no question. I doubt though that Vardy will break many goal scoring records for either club or country!
     
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  4. luvgonzo

    luvgonzo Pisshead

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    His Grandparents are Estonian he could prove you wrong if he switches.
     
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  5. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... guess that may depend on how many times he gets to line up against San Marino <whistle>
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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  7. Stan

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    I was impressed with the way Kane and Vardy made goal scoring look so easy against the mighty Estonia and Lithuania!
     
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  8. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... Vardy was played out on the left wing ffs <doh> ... coincidentally, anyone remember Rooney playing out there against Italy at the World Cup? ... honestly he was there, I'm not kidding ... if you look back at the footage you'll find him somewhere between the Maccy Ds and Burger King advertising hordings ... in fairness Woy was playing him out of position (just as he has done with Vardy) ... Wayne favours a role closer to the KFC board <laugh>
     
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  9. Stan

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    So the justification for Vardy being anonymous against Lithuania is that Rooney was equally **** against Italy. If that isn't a nailed on reason for why Vardy should be leading the line for England then I don't know what is!
     
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  10. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    <laugh> that would be one way to look at it ... a more sensible take of course might be that if you play someone out of position, why would it then come as a surprise that they perform less effectively than when in position? ...
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  12. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia Forum Moderator

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    Don't you start encouraging the scouse twat <grr>
     
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  13. Hoddle is a god

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    Setting one board against another is an extremely difficult skill to master.

    I've used that very tactic on the WBA and £ity boards, but I have been cunningly undone by the fact that no ****er posts on either of those two boards. Still, the sentiment was there, as well as sublime technique.
     
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  14. Trick_WHUFC

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    The life of a Rock God eh?
     
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  15. gooner4ever

    gooner4ever once a Gooner always a Gooner Forum Moderator

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    Dont forget

    Pussy magnet

    property magnate

    property lawyer

    cambridge graduate

    Harvard lecturer
     
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  16. PINKIE

    PINKIE Wurzel Gummidge

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    HIAG's got a PHD in bullshitting
     
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  17. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Where did I write that?
     
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  18. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    I don't have a PhD.
     
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  19. Tobes

    Tobes Warden Forum Moderator

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    You haven't got the other stuff you've professed to either, so don't let that stop you fella.

    HIAG Doctor of Bovine excrement
     
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  20. FosseFilberto

    FosseFilberto Pizzeria Superiore and some ... Forum Moderator

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    ... don't concern yourself pal - suspect G4E has one of those new fangled phonetically interpretive phones .... he says "Awkward Lecherer" and it inputs "Harvard Lecturer" ... IT eh? ... not always so damn clever ... <laugh>
     
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