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More on topic than Kevin Keegan juggling magpies whilst singing Blaydon Races

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  1. Mod Face

    Mod Face Well-Known Member

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    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/earthnews/8646946/Badger-cull-expected-to-go-ahead.html <badger>

    As we all know, badgers are a vital part of our cultue, not only are they black and white but they represent everything that is good about geordies;

    - They don't take **** from anyone
    - They love to burrow and sniff about
    - Honey Badgers eat porcupines
    - They can be cute and cuddly but also rip your face off

    Now the cull is going to go ahead and the badger population will dwindle! An alarming development indeed.

    If anyone sees a badger, please, take them home with you and protect them from the nazi scumbag farmers looking to end their sweet little cow-infecting lives.
     
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    Very good. If I wasn't locked up you'd have a slice of rep for that! Will remember..
     
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  3. Rafa's Championship Party

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    What's with all this Badger stuff saw something last year on 606 about it and just didn't get it. Sorry.
     
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  4. Smudger

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    <cry> <badger>
     
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  5. AH

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    But how could anyone ever shoot these adorable fellas?

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  6. Mod Face

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    Badgers were adopted as the official mascot of Newcastle and we campaigned long and hard for a badger emoticon on sixohsix. It was then decided that Honey Badgers are officially the best animal on the planet and the majority of people couldn't be bothered to object.

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    This is the dawn of the great human v badger war and now is the time for us to show our colours.
     
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  7. AH

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    On a side note, I would like to see Kevin Keegan juggling magpies
     
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  8. The Secret Ingredient

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    got the advertising campaign sorted


    kill a badger and you'll piss this guy off

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    now you know that's not a good idea[/NSFW]
     
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  9. AH

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    Cheik Tiote uses a live honey badger to shave his pubic hair off with it's teeth
     
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    Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, aren't they cute!
     
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    :bandit:
     
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    Anyone know who Leaze's will sit next to next season if the badger is shot?
     
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    Doing my bit got a big family living in my garden feed them every night, and can spend hours watching them.
     
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    Look at my avatar and sig for the last month - honey badgers are sick!
     
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    A Panda? They are black and white
     
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    All God's creatures and they look fine.
     
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    [video=youtube;EIyixC9NsLI]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EIyixC9NsLI[/video]

    Save them!
     
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    This fella, though he might have to buy a few extra seats.
     
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    Zebra? Panda? Penguin? Skunk? Cow? Whale?


    ... Magpie? <whistle>

    Take ya pick :D
     
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    Not Skunk as that's what 'THEY' call us :emoticon-0114-dull:
     
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