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  1. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    And you seem to have severe difficulties in understanding that you were merely the first link in the chain, unless the people you personally "Recruited" were immediately signed on by the Army without any other interviews or tests etc?

    Tell me, how many Soldiers did you take the oath from?
     
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  2. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Nae **** fea Viewpark then.
     
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  3. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    To be fair to Dev, there's only so many hours of painting coal in the baking sun a man can handle before he turns into a stir-fried loon.
     
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    EDGE. Official POTY 2011, 2014, 2015, 2018 & 2023

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    Where are you from?
     
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  5. DevAdvocate

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    They have a lot of them, obviously not every twat that shows an interest is loaded into the back of a truck and driven to depot though.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

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    Getting started
    Use role finder to see what job might suit you. Create an online account so you can fill in and submit your application. (There’s a ‘save’ functionality so you don’t have to do it all at once.) If you have any questions at all, chat to our Advisers on Live Chat or pop in to an Army Careers Centre. Once your application has been received and your basic eligibility assessed, you’ll be sent a link to complete an online form about your general health.

    Army Career Centre chat

    If you are medically fit, you’ll be invited to your local Army Career Centre. Here, you'll get a 30 minute introduction to the Army, and what we can offer you, then you'll have half an hour with one of our recruiters. After your chat, you'll leave with a plan, which will help you get ready for the next steps in joining the Army.

    Assessment

    If you meet eligibility standards, you’ll be invited to spend two days at an Assessment Centre. Here, you’ll do physical and mental tests to judge your fitness and soldier potential and have a medical examination. If you pass, you’ll be offered a job in the Army. Before your employment offer is confirmed, you also need to have a pre-employment check. This involves filling out security forms and your doctor will need to send information about your medical background. Your starting date will depend on your grade during assessment and the number of places the Army has on offer in your chosen trade. Make sure you discuss your result with your Candidate Support Manager as they will be able to explain the next steps.



    So which of these did you do ST?
     
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  7. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    Dundee.
     
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  8. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    He
    He chatted up the recruitment officer. Lovely boy so he was.
    Likes a man in uniform does ST
     
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  9. The Raging Oxter

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    Dundee.
     
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  10. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    It was my job to round up the freaks who couldn't get jobs and send them to the army recruitment days.
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

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    But you don't know how many were accepted, if any?

    Aye, as I thought.
     
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  12. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    I didn't take the records home with me, no. I'm not some sort of obsessive freak who can't let things go.
     
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  13. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Dev tearing ST a new arsehole.

    ST not minding too much as it will enable some double penetration fun down Leith docks of a Saturday night.
     
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  15. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    So anyhoo......

    Glesga Phil, what a spastic that **** is.
     
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  16. The Raging Oxter

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    <laugh>

    Here comes Aldo, proving my point about the army recruiting halfwits. You're no doing Dev any favours ya jakey tramp.
     
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  17. The Raging Oxter

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  18. A.L.D.O 4.1

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  19. A.L.D.O 4.1

    A.L.D.O 4.1 1 of the top defendants in Europe

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    Again......

    i was never in the army.

    You so silly.
     
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  20. DevAdvocate

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    Was he 59 Cdo?
     
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