Sometimes laughter is the best medicine

How does thinking on your feet fit into being told how to walk, wake, **** and eat?

 

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I couldn't possibly comment on that but some of the guys I served with were worth 10 ordinary mortals.

It's not everyone's cuppa tea - which is just as well - because I have found that the people who mock loudest are usually perfect examples of the type who simply couldn't hack even Basic training.

 

You think people got told how to walk, wake up, **** and eat?

Where do you get your info?

 

The army hangs around schools and jobcentres recruiting loners and nutjobs. Away tae **** wi' yer GI Joe pish.

**** sake, I used to help them recruit people at the jobcentre and I wouldn't have hired any of the ****s for any job.

 

You don't have a ****ing clue

 

Can't you read?

 

Oh aye, clearly I can read. I asked where you got your info and you said off some guys at JobCentres and Schools.

They told you that they get told how to walk, eat and ****e I assume?

Aye, cos that's exactly they type of guys the Army need, imbeciles who need to be led by the nose to do things that every other person does naturally

The Yank army maybe, certainly not the British Army.

 

Why did you join the Army, Dev?

Surely as a fan of the BHEAST, your upbringing/peers would've mocked you for choosing to fight for Queen and Country?

 

rule britannia bro

gstq

 

Is he what? Dev wrote the book on how to train the SAS 10 minutes after saving 15 babies from a burning building.

 

Yes, I helped recruit people for the British Army, therefore, I know exactly the type they looked for because THAT WAS MY JOB.

Given your ability to pick fights with anyone for little or know reason and your obsessive nature you would be exactly the type of person I looked for thereby proving my point.

 

Boyhood dream Baz, boyhood dream.

 

You helped recruit people for the Army? There was me thinking that was the Army's job, now **** off and put your pants out ya ****ing fantasy merchant.

 

You're one dumb motherfucker

The army used to (and possibly still does) set up shop at jobcentres to recruit people, mostly of the "can't find a normal job" type.

But you carry on spouting pish you know nothing about even though I actually used to recruit people for the army - a notion which seems to be beyond your comprehension.

 

So you liked running around playing sojies and decided to carry it through into adulthood?

Much like ST's boyhood Transformer fixation. So far in 5 years of internet bampottery, he's been a student at Abertay Uni, an environmental consultant, a junkie, an alcoholic, straight, a tea boy, a labour supporter, an SNP campaigner, a Yes consultant and now he's hiring ****s for the Army from the job centre.

Octumus Prime indeed.

 

ST handing out one hell of a skelping here as things stand.

 

Bloody Monday.

 

I've crammed a lot into the 12 years since I left school.