3 points or die - The Newcastle United vs Norwich City match day thread.

The other scary thing is we have two defensive minded midfielders. And we still concede for fun. It's our fullbacks today who are at fault. I think from a neutral perspective it's a great game. Tiote looks lol she has forgot how to play football. Anytime the ball goes near him he panics

 

My pre-match prediction. Could be a longgggg and nervy second half.

 

Would you guys take David Moyes?

 

In a heartbeat

 

We are a complete and utter joke

 

I've seen Sunday league teams defend better than we have this game.

 

Thought you might.

Not a big fan of Moyes. He's very glum, lacking in character, and generally a bit dull.

But he is quite good, especially with working with clubs who don't spend a great deal.

Certainly better than McLaren who I've never rated.

Thinks he's excellent but actually he's bang average.

 

At least it's entertaining.

 

Indeed. Would rather have a match like this than a bore draw.

 

2 shots on target so far

 

If I didn't think that confidence was way too low already if I was Schteeve I would be giving them an absolute rocket. I'm pleased we have looked much better going forward but honestly that was proper blue square premier poo at times

 

If we don't get three points then we will be entertaining pop league football next season, we are as good as dove and will drop points today

 

Indeed but it's putting to much pressure on my heart.

 

Not just yours!

 

It's alway like this being a nufc fan. It's what we are used too. But it's aged me. I look 78 but I'm actually 7.

 

Dummet worst left back in the league, Colback ****e doesn't do anything going forward or defensively, tiotes legs have gone, mitrovic too slow for the division and rib Elliott the worst keeper in the world.

 

McLaren has made the right call with Anita. Cripes he might actually get it right.

 

same.
And it's not just about ageing, I look 30st, but only weigh 9 - honest!

 

At the beginning of the season it looked like our defence was going to be decent but we wouldn't score. Now we're scoring great but can't ****ing defend!!!

 

Ha ha quality