Yeah it is pronounced bains but every time someone types it they put bairns so I just thought that's the spelling lol
Well, if you choose to ride around on a mobility scooter just because you are severly overweight and are just to darn lazy to do any exercise to solve the problem, then yes. It makes me supremely happy.
Who's in charge of what actually goes in to Room 101 on this thread? I think obese people on mobility scooters should probably top the list.
You r all just being deliberately hurtful.Make them stop doing half price chocolate offers if you want me to be fit. I am writing to the Daily Express to voice my outrage Daily Mail Daily Express and anyone who writes to them or reads and believes their poisonous,exagerated ,panic mongering bile.
I once saw an obese bloke in a shell suit on a mobility scooter. He actually parked it, got out of it and walked in the bank. Lazy ****. Apologies if it was you cafe
The blob week. Periods are the most ****ing useless things in the history of the world, they could at least lay a proper ****ing egg so we could chuck it in a pan and make omelette. Instead it's just an anti sex device, a disgusting mess, and an excuse for women to act like psychotics for a week.
Tommy we already guessed it was your daily reading.I have never owned a shell suit.None big enough around the arse
Why is it you can drive a mobility scooter on the pavement without a licence showing you have been assessed as disabled.Surely the lazy ones realise they are making life more difficult for the truly disabled.
People who call Primark Primarni.I spend a lot of money on designer clothes and fancy cars so as to differentiate myself from you lot.Typical of our jealousy culture.
The big screen at stadiums. Does my head in people looking at themselves on the big screen when the camera pans on them and they start waving. Even the players do it. Just been watching the Wales v South Africa game, at the end of it whilst the players were hugging each other they were looking at themselves on the big screen. I swear at the telly when they do it.
Articles that pop up on Facebook that end with "what happened next will blow you away/move you to tears/make your nose dick shaped. ****ing clickbait. People who think that being a vegan is doing the planet a favour and get all ****ing preachy about it. This will probably get a thread of it's own. Which will probably become a discussion about the correct way to stir paint. Mrs Browns Boys. People who claim Mrs Browns Boys is well written, "genius" or funny. The 'word' bae. People who put mayonnaise on stupid stuff like bacon sandwiches, lasagne and quesadillas. Women who start every sentence with the words "my boyfriend/fiance/husband", wrongfully assuming that all men everywhere want to have sex with them all the time. The band Keane. Anything by M Night Shyamalan after the year 2000.
