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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by stopmeandslapme, Jul 19, 2011.

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  1. stopmeandslapme

    stopmeandslapme Well-Known Member

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    "A charity worker who spent £5,000 bringing his new Jamaican bride to the UK was left heartbroken after she abandoned him within 20 minutes of walking through his front door.

    Johnny Gannon spent thousands arranging a visa for 24-year-old Patrice Chambers so they could live in marital bliss in his council flat in Perth, Scotland.

    But as soon as Patrice arrived in Perth, she sent trusting Mr Gannon, 57, out to buy Pot Noodles. When he returned she grabbed her bags and told him she was going."

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    How could anyone NOT want to live in a council flat in Perth eating nothing but Pot Noodles?

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    stopmeandslapme, Jul 19, 2011
  2. MaHatMaBunnet

    MaHatMaBunnet New Member

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    Why would you voluntarily have your picture taken and appear in a newspaper to be laughed at by all and sundry?
     
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    MaHatMaBunnet, Jul 19, 2011
  3. Kyle?

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    What a moron.
     
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  4. MUFCOK

    MUFCOK Active Member

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    <laugh>
     
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    MUFCOK, Jul 19, 2011
  5. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    They probably offered £50 for the story. That's a lot of Pot Noodles.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 19, 2011
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    You have to wonder what Charity Work he actually does . I really hope he's not a Samaritan........
     
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  7. Kyle?

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  8. Welcome to the North

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad Well-Known Member

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    She clearly doesn't have this illegal immigration plan worked out right

    You're supposed to leave while they're getting the pot noodles
     
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    Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, Jul 19, 2011
  10. Hugh Briss

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    <laugh>
     
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  11. Null

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    <laugh>

    What a dick!
     
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    Null, Jul 19, 2011
  12. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Another thread aimed at me, by some **** I don't even know, but who I doubtless took the piss out of or annoyed.

    Highlarious.

    And i'm beeling too <grr>

    that's 5 in the last week.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 19, 2011
  13. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    It's alright Dev, I reported EDGE to ML for you on the Hun board <ok>
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 19, 2011
  14. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    That's Girvan's job but thanks Venom <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 19, 2011
  15. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    <laugh> <laugh> There are quite a few threads aimed at you to be fair. I've only had a couple I can think of.
     
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    VenomPD, Jul 19, 2011
  16. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Quite a few? I'm thinking Mick should give me my own Board to moderate.
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 19, 2011
  17. Null

    Null Well-Known Member
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    A regular fanclub Dev...
     
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  18. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Sorted that for you Pud <ok>
     
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    DevAdvocate, Jul 19, 2011
  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    How do you carry on everyday Dev?
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jul 19, 2011
  20. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    There are 25 threads with my name in the title. To be fair I did about 5 of them. Most of them are pictures of helicopter crashes and burning rigs <laugh>
     
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