How To Be A Successful WUM?

He's more delusional than a koppite on Klopp crack.

 

I think it's along similar lines to your stealth wum. The idea being to get the participants of that board fighting each other without them realizing, or forgetting that it was you that started the fight! You, of course, just sit back and enjoy the fruits of your labor. Popping back cautiously, very occasionally, if it appears the pot needs stirring.

 

You've just described the Arsenal board although they don't need the help of a WUM. They have Mr Plastic Fantastic himself, Arsenal87.

 

Stan, I'm offended that you should think that I would be so sneaky as to insinuate such a thing!

(Mind you he's not too bright, so perhaps a little assistance wouldn't go amiss!)

 

Yes he is mate.

He's apparently a Cambridge graduate, who's not only an International Lawyer but also a rock God, who's got an adoring fanbase..........he also sees himself as a wum master, who 'owns' everyone who takes him on.......

Draw your own conclusions as to the validity of these claims

 

Just invented the stealth wum bomb and planted it on the gooners board, one quick bite but overall success is still in the testing phase.

 

Too subtle mate, I've gone a bit more direct....

 

... it was Cambridge Agricultural college and he now does agency work for Interflora and a Garden centre ... where he's the rock garden monitor ... he has an enduring flan case but failed miserably in the preliminary heats of the Great British Bake Off when his strudel tube sadly failed to rise ....

 

I'm so good at my art, that I don't even have to post to wind people up!

You lads will never appreciate me, but successive generations will look back on this as the Golden Age of Wummery, and I will be the most revered of that generation. You watch.

 

A really successful WUM is probably in his mid fifties.

He spends his entire life on not606, even when his team are playing, arguing with fans of clubs that have nothing to do with the club his team are playing against.

He is so good at wumming, that he needs to constantly tell people how good he is.

His trump card though, is to say something that makes him look an absolute helmet, then as soon as someone responds to ridicule him, he simply tells them he has "owned" them.

He will spend hours using microsoft paint to make hilarious pictures to prove he isn't wound up by certain Arsenal fans.

He will probably boast of having a high flying job and an exciting hobby of some sort. And these boasts will all definitely be true.

Only when a poster possesses all of these characteristics, can he call himself a true wum genius.

 

I sense that Trick is pointing the finger at someone. Not sure who but I'm quite sure that is what he's doing.

 

C'mon we need more clues than that

 

Tell the RS how **** Rafa was and is. 10 years on and reality still hasn't sunk iin

 

... hmmm but did that reality include winning the Champion's League? ... suspect many fans in the EPL wouldn't mind a slice of that ... just saying like...

 

Still doesnt change the fakht he's fcking overrated bcos of it. Even chelsea fans dont claim RDM is a footballing genius bcos they won the CL under him.

 

... that's a different matter... most modern day managers are overrated... now Brian Clough was a true managerial genius... and as a lifetime Leicester City fan I say that through gritted teeth

 

UIR doesn't realise everyone is laughing at him and how pathetic he comes across. There's a difference between being a wum and everyone just thinking you're an idiot.

 

Rdm won it too. He's also a **** manager.

Liverpool L's win devalued the competition somewhat. No longer were the winners always kings of Europe. Teams who finish 5th in the league yet win a cup don't represent Europe's best.

Chelsea just bored the life out of every opponent. Crafty tactic but one of the most forgetful CL campaigns in memory.

 

I take it back. You're a great WUM. You're winding yourself up mightily.