That's not very scientific. You should observe all the data. 1) your theories about the Collider being linked to our success have been proven incorrect repeatedly 2) observable data indicates that everyone thinks you should change your name. Thus the conclusion you should draw from this is that your new name should be "Klopp Kloppron Klopplider" or "French Badger Lover" if you didn't want Klopp in your name.
I believe in unicorns... ... Or to use their modern name: Rhinocerous. The unicorn myth came from Roman explorers trying to describe Rhinos to their countrymen. They explained a horse like creature (best comparison they had of the local fauna of which Romans would be aware with a horn in the centre of their heads.
Do you see under your username the details of when you joined and how many messages you've posted - well you have received 1,246 'likes' for the comments you've posted and you've given out zero 'likes' back
One of the kittens that the strayvwe rescued had was named muffin by my daughter. Will think of rhc every time I clean it's litter box now.