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Get him Skelped

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Oct 13, 2015.

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  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    The UK and American Allies for ye.
     
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    Ciaran, Oct 13, 2015
  2. The Raging Oxter

    The Raging Oxter Well-Known Member

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    * Whom
     
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  3. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Gives a whole new meaning to the term "out on the lash".
     
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    DevAdvocate, Oct 13, 2015
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  4. Ponders Revisited

    Ponders Revisited Well-Known Member

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    Look at this Dingly Dell. It's amazing. Probably in the Welsh Marches, eh?
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  5. alwaysright

    alwaysright @ Very Angry Camel

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    The only thing remotely 'female' about me is an ability to be a **** when I feel like it. ( and, apparently at other times as well ).
     
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  6. Shawswood

    Shawswood Well-Known Member

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    I must say I'm pretty

    partial to lashings and lashings

    of whipped cream

    on my pudding

    Anyone else like desert?
     
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  7. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    All hands aft! (especially Karl Andree)

    -Mr. Morrison, two dozen, l believe.
    -Two dozen it is, sir.
    -The man is dead, sir.
    -Dead?
    -Shall l dismiss the men, sir?
    -What?
    Certainly not!!
    We'll proceed with punishment.
    Boatswain, do your duty!!

    One of the greatest seamen that ever lived, Captain Bligh.
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  8. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Mr Christian, they'd steal the canvas off a corpse.
     
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  9. King Shergar

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    I never understand why British people who commit crimes abroad expect us to intervene and lessen the punishment.

    It's not up to us to tell Saudi Arabia how to punish criminals.

    He's lucky it isn't Bali, as he'd be infront a firing squad for dealing illegal drugs, which is what alcohol is in Saudi Arabia:biggrin:
     
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  10. Null

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    Is alcohol an illegal drug in Bali?
     
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  11. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Normally I'd be inclined to agree but it's a 74 year old man we are talking about, the lashes would probably kill him which seems a tad harsh considering he was only caught with some booze, not a ton of Crack Cocaine.
     
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  12. Null

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    He broke their law ...
     
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  13. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    Will be soon enough. The Muslims will win eventually.
     
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  14. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    Not like you to be so lenient,break the law and pay the price,dem the breaks.
     
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    Mick O'Toon, Oct 13, 2015
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  15. Null

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    But it's not an illegal drug, so I don't get Shergars point ...

    You'll get 2 to 5 years in Bali (when they ban alcohol)!
     
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  16. pompeymeowth

    pompeymeowth Prepare for trouble x
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    Aren't the lashes dished out in installments?
     
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  17. Girvan Loyal 1690

    Girvan Loyal 1690 Nobody's safe now

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    The lashings are feeble anyway. It's not like the passion of the Christ efforts or anything.

    I saw that blogger getting lashed and it was weak as ****. Wouldn't even kill a ******ed cat.
     
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    Girvan Loyal 1690, Oct 13, 2015
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  18. Null

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    If so, I'd take them in instalments of 1 a month.
     
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  19. Mick O'Toon

    Mick O'Toon Well-Known Member

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    I'd pick these
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