Albert I'd like you to take a look at this please!

Yellow

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Mustard

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Can you see the issue im having with the trousers in your avatar????

 

The ones in my avi are bright yellow mate. I'd say rapeseed Yellow.


But....



Some English Mustard is exactly the colour of those Chinos too.

Now I'm confused Captain.

What does 'him' think?

 

Go for mustard mayonnaise

Him loves mustard mayonnaise

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I like that too.
Has 'him' tried chilli mayo?
It's geet lush with potato wedges

 

Him certainly has in actual fact him has some in the refrigerator as we speak.

 

I close my eyes think of Rachel rileys bumhole and sniff the cap at times.

 

Him should order some takeaway the snother those chips in it. Then...... Reach into the top cupboard and take out a little Nandos peri peri salt shaker to add that little bit of extra X factor.
'Him' would love it to bits.

 

Him hasn't had that but ill certainly get it in.

No chips though

 

It is fab on chips but also, quite bizarrely on mashed taties and roasties.
I but it direct from nandos in the Metro.
Him will be mighty impressed.

 

I feel sick...

 

Its mashed or boiled till Xmas

 

Reducing fat. I like it.
I'm impressed with 'him'.

 

Hims really pushing himself hard because him got lazy and let things slip and didn't like it.



The last chapter of my life thankfully isn't written yet so im improving it dude.

 

Good man.
Him will be fit as a fiddle soon.

 

Do not wear them to the local derby because your reaction to Sunderland's first goal will show through !!!!!!!!

 

When you expect an event Fredor, one's chocolate starfish will be remarkably calm.

 

Keep off the tatties Captain. Keep off the sugar. Keep off the carbs apart from maybe allowing a carb loading day when you get near the goal. Keep licking the bumholes of young ladies.

 

Che

Yeah Im off sugar but im not doing the zero carbs diet because i like cardio too, however I know thats going to be difficult on the dbol.

 

Him should see a psychiatrist and start taking the tablets again, as for the yellow trousers it's just a no, not even a Norwich fan should be seen carrying a ball sack in them, just not for blokes ever even if you are as gay as **** and have the hipster beard.

 

Going for injections pills are for pussys