The Skull and Crossbones Pub & Official Banter Thread

I went to reply but something came up and then I forgot! Sorry about that!

Im good thanks

 

I take it Pompey fans are welcome to your pub, given our nautical traditions, perhaps we can also knob the barmaids?

 

Is this pubs for this weekend or the pub in this thread?

If pubs for this weekend then... No. No away fans welcome im sure pubs in the BS3 area will welcome you

If pub in this thread then... yes, welcome. The barmaids those bite

 

Surprised he'd want to visit a dump like this

 

Bit of a weird smell around here

 

Yeah, surprising that, weird smell just as you walk through the door

 

You were the only 1 in here. When I opened the door, the stench just hit me. I could taste it in my mouth!

 

I found a Bristol City shirt in a carrier bag in the gutter the other day.

Can't believe someone had thrown it away, those things are worth 5p now!

 

Poor joke that was

 

No it wasnt

 

Dont you start as well

 

I thought it was a poor joke as well i think 5p for a carrier bag is extortionate

 

Havent seen gas around for a while. Guess he has been busy doing this http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/pictures/TED/pictures-27991774-detail/pictures.html

 

Thank goodness we haven't had to put up with his nonsense

 

Pretty Polly

 

A video posted on the Rovers independent fans forum (yes something actually worth while for once). Please don't laugh.

 

FA Cup 2nd round draw tomorrow guys