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  1. Teessidemackem

    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    You're the one laughing when an injury actually improves our side, and your lot have just committed suicide by inflicting an injury on everyone's eyes with the appointment of fat Sham? Really?! <laugh>
     
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  3. Paul Carrick

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    And 5under1and are in fab position? <doh>

    All the best wit Allardyce btw...
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    You mean to say youd actually choose Shteeve over Sam?? Come on mate you cant be serious?
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Slightly better than you but weve just took a manager on that took over Blackburn a few years ago on 27th Dec when they were down and out, and comftably.kept them up.
    What the feck is your Plan B??
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Screenshot_2015-09-26-21-54-39.png
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    They're both a pile of ****e, but I would choose a carton of off milk over your useless twat... Schteve is mildly better than off dairy products, even if his haircut turns my stomach more.

    The good thing for you lot is, you've already stockpiled geriatrics in your squad using the local nursing home, so Sam won't need any extra players to play his style... Hope you like rugby more than football!
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    You make no sense at all pal??
    Firstly, whos the geriatrics in our squad ?
    Secondly ,McClarens mildly better??? Have you read his cv? Other than 1 season at Fc Twente which he later went back and destroyed and a lucky 18 months at Boro (believe me i live in boro hes hated), hes been sacked from every job ffs<laugh>
     
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    I read the article, looked at the picture and then saw the tagline under the photo:
    "Goalkeeper Tim Krul holds the ball"

    And that's when I thought "Aha, that's why it's news."
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    How can it improve your team? He was the next Van der Saar according to yous about a year ago you fickle tw@t
     
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    ... Unlike Sham who's never been sacked in his career...

    Well this should be amusing. Find a post where anybody from our forum ever said Krul was the next Van Der Saar. Then find a post from me which said he was a great keeper... After that, go find your dad's porn collection. And no... pics of his sister in the shower don't count!
     
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    I name dropped to take the pish you grade A tool. Krul was behind many a w@nk off you lot though in the past.
     
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    Nice to meet you

    Now open up wide whilst I coil one out down your throat.
     
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    Teessidemackem Well-Known Member

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    Yep, sounds like a geordie
     
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    It's going to taste like second hand musli on the way down soldier.
     
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    And ill smash about 100 elbows in your face if you come to the derby you bent steriotypical geordie tw@t.
     
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    After I **** into your digestive system or before ?

    Just to be clear on this arrangement!
     
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    I think you need a lesson in pisstaking like... Don't worry, that fat lump of **** titled manager at Sunderland will give you some tips when you're losing every game <laugh>
     
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    Where we meeting then ?
     
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    I'll order you a taxi now if you like? I'm ripe for a proper alligator right now.
     
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