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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by grandpops, Oct 8, 2015.

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  1. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Can i be in charge of the corporate boxes?

    • Free Drink served up by gorgeous French girls dressed as French Maids.
    • Free Massage by same girls before the match, again at half time and again at full time.
    • Free food served up by the same girls.
    • Free Taxi home after the match, driven by the same girls.
    • Best view in the ground if by any chance you did want to watch the match.
     
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    mackemwelder, Oct 10, 2015
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  2. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Will these lasses throw a nosh in?
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 10, 2015
  3. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    What do you think? :)

    Obviously yes, but you can only take 3 girls at a time mate, lets not get greedy eh?
     
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    mackemwelder, Oct 10, 2015
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  4. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member
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    Just 3? Who made you my mum?
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Oct 10, 2015
  5. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Can you not read? i said don't be greedy, what about the other punters? FFS some people just take the len. There's only 12 girls per box FFS.
     
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    mackemwelder, Oct 10, 2015
  6. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Good lad. It`s your department. Get them telt. <ok>
     
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    grandpops, Oct 10, 2015
  7. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Any more of there ****e mate and i'll be calling security. Have you nominated anyone yet? FFS hurry up cos there'll be trouble here before too long, there's some rowdy lads in today.
     
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  8. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Can I be mackemwelders deputy?
     
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    Gil T Azell, Oct 10, 2015
  9. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member
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    So..... 11 then :emoticon-0103-cool:
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Oct 10, 2015
  10. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Hmmm. Post #23??
     
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    grandpops, Oct 10, 2015
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  11. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Contacted the SAS mate but they`re a bit busy at the minute.
     
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  12. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    After reading ~23, NO!!! you'd probably abuse all the girls and charge them for the privilege
     
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    mackemwelder, Oct 10, 2015
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  13. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    Reckon Smug might be a good candidate?
     
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    mackemwelder, Oct 10, 2015
  14. mackemwelder

    mackemwelder Well-Known Member

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    You can go first mate if that's any consolation?
     
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    mackemwelder, Oct 10, 2015
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    Thought about Smug mate but he hasn`t joined in the thread and hasn`t posted for a while.

    Hope he`s OK.
     
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    grandpops, Oct 10, 2015
  16. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Billy can go 3rd 6th & 9th. Well he wanted 3.
     
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  17. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Bugger, sussed
     
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  18. Blunham Mackem

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    You're a gentleman!
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Oct 10, 2015
  19. Billy Death

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    I'm not that bothered. It doesn't take me that long anyway.
     
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  20. The Relic

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    Given items 1-3, why the hell would I want to watch the match? <laugh>
     
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