Whiteinch? Guy is obviously a smack head ****, who beats his wife and wants to fist his neighbours baby
I'd be more concerned about the weird things going on the ****hole city itself. Bunch of ****in' inbred mutants.
The Futurama episode with Bigfoot immediately springs to mind "his natural habitat is in foggy or out of focus areas"
Why would you wait five years before suddenly thinking "**** it I'm going to send that genuine UFO video I filmed in 2006 to STV"? Maybe it took him 5 years to photoshop the video on his Spectrum ZX 48K!!