Litigation II

Pizza nut: Teenager who had munchie box SUPERGLUED to his head awarded £1000 after being left with bald patch

A teenager who was left with a bald patch after his cousin superglued a takeaway pizza box to his head has been awarded £1000 in damages. Humiliated Gregor Bowman, 19, dragged prankster George Storrie on to courtroom TV show Judge Rinder hoping for a payday. He woke up from a boozy night at a Glasgow house party with a pizza box fixed to his head. The stunt was also filmed on a smartphone and the footage viewed more than 75,000 times on the internet.

Speaking on the ITV show, George admitted: “I ate the contents of the munchie box and then I glued it to his head.” Gregor added: “My girlfriend Chloe had to rip it off my head and it left a bald patch. Kyle (Burns) then put it on Facebook.” Small claims Judge Robert Rinder branded George “a moron” and ordered him to pay his cousin £1000 over last October’s incident. He said Gregor had suffered “personal injury” and “reputational damage”.

But George was far from repentant. He said: “I’m not happy with the outcome. “He got let off lightly because the plan was to superglue his finger to the dog's arse but I ended up feeling sorry for the dog. The next time he falls asleep it will be a lot worse.”

 

“He got let off lightly because the plan was to superglue his finger to the dog's arse but I ended up feeling sorry for the dog. The next time he falls asleep it will be a lot worse.”

 

Not quite up there with Ched Evans, but what a lark

 

Any news what kind of dog it was? If it was a Great Dane, it wouldn't be too bad; if it was a wee sausage dog, you'd either have to carry it everywhere or crawl about on your hands and knees behind it.

 

Disappointed in lack of puns.

I was looking for a slice of the action.

 

<Dough>

 

topper m8

(is that allowed? Pizza topper?)

Up the DUP

 

I'll come up with a better one in 30 mins

Or its free...