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Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by grandpops, Oct 8, 2015.

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  1. Blunham Mackem

    Blunham Mackem Well-Known Member
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    Wow, sadistic! Love it!

    Your coach!
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Oct 8, 2015
  2. grandpops

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    True that like. The soft ****ers play with slippers and balloons nowadays.
     
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    grandpops, Oct 8, 2015
  3. Gil T Azell

    Gil T Azell Well-Known Member

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    Can i have a Sepp Blatter type role. I've fleeced enough people during my lifetime and have no morals so would quite happily scam my own club
     
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    Gil T Azell, Oct 8, 2015
  4. grandpops

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    No. **** off. Gan up the road.
     
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    grandpops, Oct 8, 2015
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  5. Disco down under

    Disco down under Well-Known Member

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    Can I hold cheerleader tryouts?
     
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  6. Deletion Requested1

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    Can I be political commissar sorry I meant officer
     
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  7. Nathan Brazil

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    Who's going to be responsible for the pink seats?
     
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    Nathan Brazil, Oct 8, 2015
  8. grandpops

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    Yes as long as they`re suitably recorded.

    If it keeps you off the street corners.

    You are. Get yer paint brush.
     
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    grandpops, Oct 8, 2015
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  9. Blunham Mackem

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    You can re-upholster them. None of that tartan stuff you're surrounded by up there right now though.
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Oct 8, 2015
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  10. grandpops

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    Oi! Since when were you anything to do with recruitment?

    I`m the ****ing boss here. <grr>

    You are Guinness monitor and don`t you forget it.

    Damn cheek!
     
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  11. crumble bungle

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    can I be part of the green staff and cut the grass with KTF and FTM in?
     
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  12. Billy Death

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    Hey boss - **** off, lol.
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 9, 2015
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  13. E.T. Fairfax

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    Can I be the sniper in the floodlights and if anybody is not pulling their weight on the pitch I can start taking pot shots at them?
     
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  14. grandpops

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    **** off yersel. Consider that a verbal warning. <devil>
     
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    grandpops, Oct 9, 2015
  15. Billy Death

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    Already! <laugh>
     
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    Billy Death, Oct 9, 2015
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  16. crumble bungle

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    should be firing darts that influence the officials.
     
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    crumble bungle, Oct 9, 2015
  17. Zlash

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    can i apply for the job of dietician? i'm a lean ****er who doesn't understand how people get fat. i'd be prescribing diets of caffeine, nicotine and sugar to our fit players and copious amounts of ganj to our injured ones.
     
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    Zlash, Oct 9, 2015
  18. Blunham Mackem

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    Twat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Oct 9, 2015
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  19. grandpops

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    Good idea. I think they`re doing it the other way round at the minute.
     
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    grandpops, Oct 9, 2015
  20. Nathan Brazil

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    Only the padded ones, I'd need hand transplants otherwise!
     
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