Now all we need is Suarez back, fit him out with one of these and we're laughing. please log in to view this image Though I reckon he might be able to bite through the grill.
This is my own personal welcome so no need to post responses or anything... Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to: keep Coutinho PLEEAAAASSSE DON'T SELL MY BABY BOY! get Sturridge fit! replace Suarez with someone equally as world class! SORT THE FECKIN' DEFENCE OUT ONCE AND FOR ALL! make Benteke worth his £32 million price tag! MAKE US ABLE TO BLEEDIN' WELL FINISH ON GOAL, INNIT! Win something this season - Europa League! FA Cup! Any old **** as long as it sits nicely in the cabinet! Get us into top 4 sometime! Get us the title within your three years! I mean, no pressure, baby! Good luck, you'll need it, hun! Seriously, welcome, Jurgen! (me dad'll be spinning in his grave! He fought dem Germins...!) We haven't been this optimistic in seasons! Even me! SO DON'T DISAPPOINT! please log in to view this image
You want us to play three strikers? PS...equally world class as Suarez? So Neymadge, Messi or C.Ronaldo then? lol
Apparently Hamann might be joining the coaching staff, would be a good idea as it would give a German speaker and also ex player.
Sturridge is a top player when not on his period; Benteke we've only just signed; and someone else in Suarez's class, someone Klopp can spot as a potential. We didn't know how good Suarez was until he was terrific. There's someone out there...the more the bloody merrier, I say!
Do we need more German speaking staff? I don't think the players speak German besides a few. Klopp is a great German manager but no need to become Leverkusenpool.
Hamann speaks good English with a scouse accent so he would be a good go between from dressing room to the manager/coaching staff. Hopefully they will bring in someone from VW and they can put some secret software into a couple of the players so we get a better performance, but they still pass the drugs tests!
