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I have decided to give up on football

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by Billy Death, Oct 7, 2015.

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  1. Tel (they/them)

    Tel (they/them) Sucky’s Bailiff

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    Can I suggest that the more extreme female members of this religion are forced to wear Bumkah's whereby their entire body should be covered in a black veil apart from their arses.

    Cheers, that'll be all for now.
     
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    Tel (they/them), Oct 7, 2015
  2. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    The Temple of the Hairy Triangle sounds canny.

    Have you decided on the name of your god then @Billy Cattermole ?

    What about Blert?

    You could be the High Priest of Blert. or
    The Grand Vizier of Blert or
    The Ayatollah of Blert sounds good.

    When your followers are shouting your praises they could all stand up and shout "Billy the Blert"

    Have you given any thought to the afterlife?
    Sod the virgins, I want a pub.
     
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  3. Lostinvegas

    Lostinvegas Well-Known Member

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    I have given up on football.

    Started watching Ice Hockey, it's much more entertaining and much cheaper to go to. You can also drink in the stands. 2 pints for the price of 1 last week too. My team Teford Tigers are doing a chelsea. They won the EPL last season but are 2nd from bottom at the moment.
     
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  4. The Relic

    The Relic Well-Known Member

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    I've also given up on football. I started watching Sunderland. <laugh>
     
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    The Relic, Oct 7, 2015
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  5. Rick O'Shea

    Rick O'Shea Well-Known Member

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    Gave up on that after hall killed the best team in the land.
     
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    Rick O'Shea, Oct 7, 2015
  6. Deletion Requested1

    Deletion Requested1 Well-Known Member

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    Aye - same here now I just watch the NHL
     
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  7. Blunham Mackem

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    There's only 1 religion for you Billy.

    Nuwaubianism. Following the doctrines of ............. Dwight York.

    I **** you not!
     
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    Blunham Mackem, Oct 7, 2015
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  8. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Just googled it.

    ffs man, had me going there for a minute. <laugh>
     
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    grandpops, Oct 7, 2015
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  9. Sidthemackem

    Sidthemackem Newcastle United 0-1 Cambridge United
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    L Ron Cattermole?

    Rev Bill Sun Moon??

    The mind boggles....
     
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  10. RTB

    RTB Well-Known Member

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    You don't have to give up on the football though, maybe do something like this...

    Iglesia Maradoniana
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Iglesia_Maradoniana

    Ten Comandments:
    1. The ball is never soiled.
    2. Love football above all else.
    3. Declare unconditional love for Diego and the beauty of football.
    4. Defend the Argentina shirt.
    5. Spread the news of Diego's miracles throughout the universe.
    6. Honour the temples where he played and his sacred shirts.
    7. Don't proclaim Diego as a member of any single team.
    8. Preach and spread the principles of the Church of Maradona.
    9. Make Diego your middle name.
    10. Name your first son Diego.
    Just an idea...
     
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  11. Nathan Brazil

    Nathan Brazil Well-Known Member

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    In 40 yrs or so I've given up on football 419 times.
     
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    Nathan Brazil, Oct 7, 2015
  12. grandpops

    grandpops Well-Known Member

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    Obviously weak willed. <devil>
     
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    grandpops, Oct 7, 2015
  13. Commachio

    Commachio Rambo 2021

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    Yesterday over a few ciders i sat and watched Leeds v St Helens. R league. Fantastic. Utterly mental but fantastic.
     
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  14. MrRAWhite

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    I gave up on football donkeys years ago...That's why I love Sunderland so much and never miss a game..:biggrin:..
     
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  15. marcusblackcat

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    I don't like the pre-teens though - when is her birthday? <whistle>
     
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  16. Aussie blackcat85

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    Travel OZ & pick up backpackers <laugh>
     
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  17. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    Mick sorted them German ****s like eh? <laugh>
     
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  18. Aussie blackcat85

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    He's passing the Baton on billy! Lol
     
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  19. Billy Death

    Billy Death Well-Known Member

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    I nearly pissed myself when those two coppers pulled him over in his truck & took the piss out of him.
    He blew one's head off & burned the other alive. <laugh>
     
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