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The Sir Trev Memorial (well he might be dead - we don't know) Man City Headline Game - Open For Vote

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by Joelinton's Right Foot, Oct 3, 2015.

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The Best Headline Is.......

Poll closed Oct 9, 2015.

  1. Hoping that Trev's comeack will be as impressive as Aguero's - Fat Chance!

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    0.0%

  2. Toon know they've been tangoed - Chance of a Ban?

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    14.3%

  3. City call in mackem score keeper to add up goals tally - Chino Chancer

    0 vote(s)
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  4. The Agueronator terminates the Magpies - Chance of Wind

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  5. McClaren Rues B-Etihad on Aguero to score first - Had His Chance

    2 vote(s)
    28.6%

  6. Brollies out as Aguero showers goals on sorry Newcastle - Chance He Is A Dick

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  7. As Rugby comes to Tyneside its Aguero scoring 5 - and he didn't even even need to try! - No Chance

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%

  8. Aguero Strikes Lucky After Mitro Robbed - Chance of Cheating

    1 vote(s)
    14.3%
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  1. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Well we don't know what's happened to Trev. We all hope he is ok, but in tribute to, and in the spirit of, the cheating, conniving, treacherous naer-do-well that is Trev, we will take the piss out of his absence anyway. Let's go through the motions before deciding that Trev wins anyway.......

    Yet again we find the need to find that winning Headline after another losing performance. After yet another performance that defies words the responsibility of summing it up in one stand out Headline falls upon you. Remember this is the Headline not the article. Can you sum up the Toon's performance in one succinct punchy Headline. Are you a winner or a loser? Let's find out.

    Rules as before:

    1. One entry per person.
    2. Submissions to be made by 9.30pm Tuesday 06/10/15
    3. If more than 4 submissions then there will be an initial vote where the top 4 will then go to a second and final vote.
    4. Trevor's arbitrary decisions are final (even if he is dead) with no appeal or whining allowed.
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Oct 3, 2015
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  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Hoping that Trev's comeack will be as impressive as Aguero's.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 4, 2015
  3. Captainchaos

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    Toon know they've been tangoed.
     
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    Captainchaos, Oct 4, 2015
  4. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    City call in mackem score keeper to add up goals tally....
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 4, 2015
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  5. It's_all_Greek_to_me

    It's_all_Greek_to_me Well-Known Member

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    The Agueronator terminates the Magpies
     
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  6. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    McClaren Rues B-Etihad on Aguero to score first
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 4, 2015

  7. Brian Storm

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    Brollies out as Aguero showers goals on sorry Newcastle.
     
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    Brian Storm, Oct 4, 2015
  8. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    As Rugby comes to Tyneside its Aguero scoring 5 - and he didn't even even need to try!
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Oct 4, 2015
  9. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Only an hour and a half left to get your submissions in.

    Trev never suffered from this level of indifference. I'm starting to get a complex........
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Oct 6, 2015
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  10. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    That's Mafia talk.

    LESS HOPE
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Oct 6, 2015
  11. Heed

    Heed well known cheat

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    Aguero Strikes Lucky After Mitro Robbed
     
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    Heed, Oct 6, 2015
  12. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Voting now open....

    The rules are the same as Trev's rules......

    1. You only have one vote.
    2. You can vote for yourself.
    3. You are voting for the BEST headline.
    4. On this occasion you can change your vote.
    4. If there is a tie Trev will have the deciding vote against which there is no appeal or whining. His decision is based on all relevant factors that he thinks are relevant.

    Votes by Friday 09/10/2015 at 10.00pm'ish. May the best headline win.
     
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    Joelinton's Right Foot, Oct 6, 2015
  13. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    The entries are **** this time (with the exception of my exceptional entry). Its not the same without Trev. Less Hope is indeed nauseatingly reasonable. Trev never let you vote for yourself in the first round, is this your idea of a twist(er)?



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    Warmir Pouchov, Oct 7, 2015
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  14. Captainchaos.

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    Lordy lord
     
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  15. MF SHAK

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    man city have six on de bruyne


    if im late i dont care, also i declare myself winner. wheres trev, i miss trev
     
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    MF SHAK, Oct 7, 2015
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  16. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Just vote for me
     
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    Captainchaos., Oct 7, 2015
  17. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    i would rather contort myself into a ball where as my tongue was pushed into my arsehole, and roll down a hill
     
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    MF SHAK, Oct 7, 2015
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  18. Captainchaos.

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    Uh oh

    Just do It you sap
     
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    Captainchaos., Oct 7, 2015
  19. MF SHAK

    MF SHAK Well-Known Member

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    not a chance, id rather vote for blatter

    in fact im gonna vote TT seeing as he posted a load of undressed twister women, let it be a lesson to us all. Actually i could just search them myself in the future, so balls to him as well, giggity
     
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    MF SHAK, Oct 8, 2015
  20. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Why can't I vote for Shak?
    I WANT to vote for Shak!
    He is the worthy winner.

    If I can't vote for Shak then I declare the gamesmaster a corrupt cheat and suggest he be ousted.
     
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    Obi Wan, Oct 8, 2015
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