How To Be A Successful WUM?

Nah, that's too obvious.
The best way to do it is to talk positively about something extremely contentious.
Post something about Wenger being Arsenal's best manager and deserving more time or Mike Ashley saving Newcastle from financial ruin.

It's very hard to accuse someone of WUMming when they're talking up a club.

 

Pretty much the same thing really. As I say, you need something that you know will be a hot topic, a big bone of contention on that board.

On the Gooner board, for instance, there are as many pro Whinger, as against. I think the secret is to be sincere - even though you're not!...

I should add that you need a board where this at least some sign of life. Poor old HIAG has been trying to Wum the Baggies board - but there's nobody there!....

 

He also did the City board, where there is basically one bloke and he posted on our match thread, anyway.
Can't accuse him of lacking effort though, I guess.
Not that he WUMs, of course...

 

Of course not, he was just trying to get their opinion on Berahino, and how they felt about Ba refusing to join them...

 

My posts on the Baggies and £ity boards are merely seeds. In time, they will grow.

Patience is the only true virtue in this game, as every Master Stealth-Wum knows.

 

... this afternoon I dropped a rather subtle 'shadow' bomb on the 'Most bitter Pl fans' thread with pleasing results... the less gifted on this thread might perhaps want to bookmark for future reference.

 

Blueman seems to have taken a nice big tasty bite!....

 

... just sitting back smugly watching the escalation... might have to start charging commission in future methinks

 

Might be time to go back and give the pot a stir soon?

 

.. still simmering along nicely by the look of it ... a little one dimensional but now I'm just being picky

 

Yeah, it has turned a little bit "did - didn't" might be time to try and suck in some new players?...

 

... has happened naturally...patience is indeed a virgin

 

Seems to be full of 'bitter' people, think I'll Stay away!

 

Good work, Fossell. The Force is strong in you, today!

 

I'd say this was a great success

http://www.joe.co.uk/sport/dj-spoon...fford-and-united-fans-are-furious-video/19013

 

Sam Allardyce, 60, who became Sunderland's latest manager last week, says he would still like to manage England.
(The Sun)

Big Sam has got us all beat!

 

A thousand palms make contact with a thousand faces every time you make a comment. The coordinated facepalm is the only sound on earth observable from the ISS.

 

Yeah... Matth needs to stop posting those videos of HAIG to the internet.

 

Who is HAIG?