Off Topic A (hopefully therapeutic) rant at work thread

I actually work in Hendon, occasional ship jobs but they tend to be the most memorable/annoying.
I do like my job, but it can include some very infuriating interludes.

Now I've discovered somewhere to rant tho - all is better

 

Strictly speaking QWOP, ****ing isn't a job!

 

You fluffer!

 

Yes it is, you dipstick . . . . it's a hand job

 

I hope this job pays well cos it sounds ****.

I once lasted a mornimg as a glass cutter for a upvc firm before walking out. I reckon i could beat my own record if i had tp try your job.

Sorry.


But on the positive side. At least you are able bodied and can be bothered to work instead of sitting at home watching morning tv. And complaining about immigrants taking jobs.

So fair play to you.

 

Oh yeh

 

The threads about ranting so I feel better.
I only tell you the crap bits.

 

Some T*** of a designer doesn't know their job properly so after covering some backs twice, (swine), I have to go to doncaster tomorrow to deliver them.
ARSE!

 

Haven't you got a woman to offload on instead of stressing me out about how hard your life is?

Don't you think I have enough to worry about without worrying about you as well?

 

Yes but she goes to bed v early, medicated up.

And I don't mind if you gloat, rather than stressing.

 

Gloating's not nice mate. We'll leave that to the mags, when they eventually find something to gloat about.

I guess I'll just stress along with you mate.

 

1. That'll be never then.

2. Relax, the stressful bit is over, designer,blah,blah. Tomorrow, traffic permitting, should be ok.



Ish

 

Anything that takes you to Doncaster can't be good, it's my home town and I don't mean that fondly.

Kind of place where one minute after you've shut your car door or got off the train somebody's asking you for cigarettes or money.

 

Totally correct!

Parked outside Dunham hotel, odd wifey on blanket with 2 dogs, held out (falsely?) shaking hand.
Got nowt obviously, although if she'd helped me carry stuff in there. . . .

Unbelievably miserable staff mind, glad I don't have to go back.

Otherwise canny day, no rants this time.

 

Haha well there you go that's Donny for you.

I moved from there to Manchester and it was like living in some place of high culture in a hot bed of upper class poshos by comparison.

 

This thread man. If anyone is ever down just remember its not that bad it could be worse you could be poor nathan brazil.

Its like a gloomy soap opera. But you just have to watch the next episode.

 

Is Nathan related to Alan?

 

Er, ahem!

This thread is to rant about the crappy bits.

There's plenty of good bits as well.



well, plentyish


goodish

 

Stupid oclock start tomorrow for oban.

Oban ffs.

Suppose I'd better go look at a map book.

 

I am off to somewhere called Gamlingay, tomorrow! What a name!