With Herr Klopp set to be announced at the end of the week, I suggest a little comp. The tabloids will have a field day with his surname. Can we beat them for headlines? And what will the Kop come up with for his song? Over to you shower 


Will Stan Boardman have to retire his entire act?
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I heard an interview with one of his ex-colleagues at Dortmund. His nickname was Kloppo.
Kloppo on the koppo![]()
There's always someone who goes too far.....Jurgen Klopp becomes Liverpool FC manager.
There's always someone who goes too far.....
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.....and speaking of going too far, shouldn't we be holding back the delirium until it's a done deal?
I'm not used to this, Jimmy, are you on something?No. Let's be happy. The fanbase is united.
I reckon he'll be in place either wed or Friday.

I won't be cheering till he's charging down our touch line in a Liverpool hat.Unfortunately notThought he was dead?
Will Stan Boardman have to retire his entire act?


A mate of mine fingered herI thought you and probably saint would pick up on that
I used to know Andrea Boardman pretty well. Lovely girl
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There's always someone who goes too far.....
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.....and speaking of going too far, shouldn't we be holding back the delirium until it's a done deal?

A mate of mine fingered herI thought you and probably saint would pick up on that
I used to know Andrea Boardman pretty well. Lovely girl
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A mate of mine fingered her
