Take your lads round the changing room before West Ham and scare the **** out of the bastards, would you Smug? They need some sort of incentive. Try the carrot and stick approach. Batter the twats with the stick and if they lose shove the carrot up the tradesman's...
It's funny how the best ever thread on here is non football related.. Hats off to every1 who threw up their pics of them and their fam! The rest of ya's are soft cocks!
I can't actually remember putting any of these pics on here lol. I'm currently on Hol in Center parcs for the week with the family so I've had a few boozy nights ha
Just found out that I have managed to get my Sunday night shift covered for the up and coming mags match so can gan out on the lash..
My gorgeous lady who's finally taken an up to date picture of herself. please log in to view this image
It's wired mate, She's fully acknowledges the fact I'm a complete prick(not at her just generally) is half the attraction for her. She likes chunky lads too. Matched with our mutual patter and love of comedy(she even likes Bottom, what a ****ing geezer!) and my love of hourglass figures it just works really really well despite both our mental health problems. Most solid relationship I've ever been him and she's seen me at my worst and visa versa. It's puzzling mate. I think she's well out of my league.
There is far more to attraction than just looks. That being said, with the greatest respect, she is stunningly beautiful.
