Piskie's getting in some practice for Halloween. He's going as Ozil, so half the time he looks like Marty Feldman and the rest of the time he's invisible.
He went missing immediately after the Chelsea result too for several days; I'm sensing a pattern here
He dissolved in his armchair after a #meltdown of nuclear proportions R.I.P. Piskie lad With the angels now....
I've been busy lads, what with work, the band, and family stuff. Of course, I was aware of yet another Arsenal debacle in Europe. Thing for me is, that none of it surprises me any more. I've even grown weary of taking the piss, because it's become so monotonous. As for PIXIE, he's been apologising for Wenger for so long that he simply cannot go back. He's like the captain of the Titanic - no matter how he dresses it up, he knows that the ship is going down, and he knows that everyone around him knows that he knows the ship is going down, and yet he feels compelled to keep telling everyone that everything is going to be okay. PIXIE has become as big a joke as Wenger. PIXIE's absence during these dark moments is the closest any of us will get to an admission on his part that Wenger is a failure and that his legacy is now forever tainted. PIXIE has also worked out that, this weekend, could see Spurs go above Arsenal, something that he has dreaded for a very long time. USA? No chance! He's cowering in the closet under his mum's stairs, in the dark, alone and naked, clutching his tiny knob in one hand and his "49" DVD in the other, desperately trying to block out the pain and find a window of solace. It's pathetic and it's sad; but, it was also inevitable, I'm afraid.
It wasn't him throwing the wobbly and going on a gun rampage, was it? Wenger's lunacy might've finally pushed him over the edge.
Guy goes on Holiday, forum wums get together to throw insults at him when he can't respond. Classy. #allaboutpiskie #obsessed
