The government is expected to announce it will back a widespread cull of badgers in south-west England. The coalition has always said it was "minded" to introduce culling to help fight bovine TB. At last common sense has prevailed and we can once again kill some innocent creatures. Anyone got any ideas on a good choice of weapon?
Yep - or they could dress the badgers up as foxes and then hunt them through the countryside. Failing that we could dress them up as seals and get some canadains over to club them to death.
Which ever way they kill them, you can bet your bottom dollar that it's going to be loads of fun for all involved(except maybe the badgers).
Good idea but sadly fox hunting remains illegal. I was thinking of pouring petrol down the set and setting fire to the blighters however with the current price of fuel it would become an elitist pastime as ordinary folk simply couldn`t afford to incinerate more than one or two sets a week.
I know fox hunting is (wrongly) illegal, but there must still be plenty of dead foxes about, you could probably get a couple of hundred from Jeremy Clarkson's back garden alone.
What about all the dogs banned under the Dangerous Dogs Act? There's still plenty of them in Liverpool and Glasgow (or basically anywhere that had a strong Irish immigrant population - and hence lots of freeloading chavs now). What do these people call their dogs these days, anyway, in my day it was Tyson. Yes, we should take these dogs and get them to fight the badgers. It would be cruel, but nothing like as bad as my plan for immigrants. We should make them fight bears. Or each other. The white ones from the East against the brown ones from pakistan. The winner gets benefits for life.
A badger cull eh? It's about time the government tried to do something about the plague of ugly women
