How To Be A Successful WUM?

Indeed so ... perhaps not intentionally but, after all, woman was indeed the design of town planners rather than the artistically gifted ... hence the pleasure garden is located in close proximity to the sewage works ... it is only by that particular indignant squeal that it becomes obvious that your manly sat-nav has missed the initial intended turning ...

 

Hutchence broke that orrifice in mate. When he wasn't hung off the back of a hotel door with an orange in his grid, he was slamming his cock into Kylies dirt box

 

I agree, you seem to have the knack of posting complete drivel that can only be a wum post, a post so obvious that I cannot believe you get a reaction. You certainly have your own niche in the wum market.
You do bite yourself now and then though.

 

More than half of what he posts is designed to get a reaction from a certain Gooner moderator! Seems to work pretty much every time!...

 

He gets others along the way though which is something that always surprises me. HAIG's style has its flaws though hence the ban from multiple boards.

 

Whilst the stealth Wum has its plus points, only the terminally thick are not going to realize that they've been deliberately wound up at some point. So, if you decide that a Wum's life is for you, you're bound to cop a ban at some point.

 

Probably, I muck about now and then but because I like to talk about footy and if your known as a wum other boards won't engage in any serious discussion with you I mostly behave on other boards.

 

That was a bad sentence (it's early) but you get what I mean.

 

Of course. I rarely go onto other teams' boards. I only went for the Gooner board after a certain 'moderator' had been Wummng away on our board. Strangely enough, the very same moderator seemed to object to a dose of his own medicine, and I got banned!...

 

Mine is righteous anger, Luvvy.

 

Only Arsenal and 'Pool have banned me.

 

You've poisoned that account, and your game has been severley restricted due to previous over wummage.

You need to wheel out the tool of choice for the truly dedicated wum Jedi...............THE SOCK.

 

Chavs as well but you have been reinstated.

 

That was all a misunderstanding.

 

Having an opinion that conflicts with other peoples is classified as wumming.

As to Hiag, we'd miss him, he's 606's Forest Gump. Everyone love Gump.

 

You guys like shrimp?

 

Of course not, purposely going against someone opinion in order to make them lose their mind and scream abuse is.

 

I have a lot of respect for the long game stealth wummer.
They make subtlety an art form and for that it takes patience and guile.
The way they often use subtle tags is also worthy of praise.
The direct wum is the laziest of the lot.
Usually fuelled by 4 cans of stella.

 

I think the real classy, top of his game wummer, has the ability to create chaos on a board by encouraging the team's own supporters to attack each other, and then quietly bowing out and leaving them to abuse each other.

A good case in point would be a point of strong contention - such as, is Whinger still the the right manager for The Goons?