Pokey Bum Football

I see one of JPF's relatives has got himself into trouble by trying to have a bit of pokey bum fun on the football field

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/34401801

Tanzania's Juma Said banned for 'act of indecency'
By Abdinoor AdenBBC, Nairobi
The Tanzania Football Federation has banned international defender Juma Said for two years for engaging in an "act of indecency".

The Mbeya City captain was found guilty of poking a finger against the backside of Azam's John Bocco, when the two sides met on 27 September.

Said, 31, was fined $930 and summoned by his team for a disciplinary hearing.

The club has promised to release the results of its investigation before the end of the week.

The sanction means Said is not able to play for his club or the Taifa Stars for two years.

It is not the first time the player has been in trouble. He was banned for eight games earlier this year after appearing to do the same thing to Simba striker Elias Maguli.

Said later apologised for the assault on Maguli but is yet to comment on the latest incident.

The act is similar to one at the Copa America earlier this year when Chile's Gonzalo Jara was given a three-match ban for an incident in which he appeared to poke his finger against Uruguay striker Edinson Cavani's backside.

Cavani was sent off for his reaction to Jara's actions in the quarter-finals of the South American championship.

A statement from Mbeya City says they have formed a disciplinary committee to review the events that led to the incident including viewing video footage of the match.

 

Typical JPF. Although how did he manage it when he had both hands on the guy's shoulders at the time?

This reminds me, Trev needs to pull his finger out and update the headline games.

 

Guess what ive been doing?????

 

Eating muesli?

 

Watching videos of fabrice pancrate?

 

Well if its eating ass, I hope she wiped and washed after her morning muesli re-entered the atmosphere

 

Ha ha not today

 

Its a delicate operation and its absolutely got to be a nice little balloon knot.

 

While sticking his finger up his own arse.

 

Pathro - not sure if you are aware of the rules?

We are not an over 18 site, this type of content (signature) gets us banned from google and affects the revenue that pays for this site's upkeep and its free use.

In addition I had a complaint that attracted me to your content in a particular post, hence why it came to my attention re your signature.

You are a new user and i have zero tolerance at this type of content because of the damage it does. I certainly do not have the resource or time to monitor every signature or comment, however, there is a Newcastle board mod team that should have pointed out the rules.

Sorry fella your banned!

 

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feeling left out cos no one invited him to play pokey bum football.

 

I play Sunday football and although this is not common, its definately not unheard of. A captain of one of my previous teams did it quite regularly and ive been grabbed and whatever, but is it not used to put the opposition off when a corner comes in or am i just one of these naiave guys whos going to look back at it in 20 years and realise i played football with some right weirdos

 

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Been taking part in the National Gay Man's League and didn't even realise

 

Can we not just unban him and warn him about future content? We don't have enough posters to be banning any He is a bit borderline but always falls in line eventually. We need his doom and gloom. Brightens up the board.

Don't get me wrong I know you have a difficult task trying to manage so many users and can't be messing about trying to look after one.