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Eden Hazard wants move to Real Madrid

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Sep 27, 2015.

  1. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    If you've been in Bristol I can guarantee you were nowhere near me <ok>
     
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  2. luvgonzo

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    Bod sex rant!
     
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  3. Stan

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    Do you get wifi and/or a phone signal where you are? If so you can't be anywhere near Bristol.
     
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  4. Treble

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    You can't just say every bloke will just shag anyone, no matter how pig ugly they may appear to them. There is no way I would shag Brittany Spears or Miley Cyrus. I genuinely find them both unattractive. Cheryl Cole though, she's a bit thin, but yeh I definitely would.
     
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  5. Stan

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    Miley Cyrus is rank.
     
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    I'd come in like a wrecking ball
     
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  7. Engaging in sexual congress based on whether or not the girl is attfactive! Is that not incredibly shallow?

    What of love? Humour? Kindness? Compasssion?

    Without these qualities, I'm willing to bet that most of you lads would never have got a sniff!
     
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  8. Treble

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    Great t1ts did it for me <ok>
     
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  9. Stan

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    Holy ****, HIAG is actually a woman!
     
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  10. <laugh>
    You lads are heartless bastards!
     
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  11. Drogs

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    or just fat and ugly
     
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  12. I still need love, Drogs!
     
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  13. UnitedinRed

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    Surely you would take her to maccies first. Two double cheese burgers and a coke, not diet. Poor girl needs the calories.
     
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  14. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Thats the thing tho. Anyone saying spears is "pig ugly" is talking out their ass. Besides if most guys wouldnt shag anything with a pulse that would be inconsistent with almost every man i have ever met in my life.
    Wanna know how I know this is all bluster and bullshit? Because you only hear this type of reserved pseudo moralistic bullshit on internet forums. Most guys in real life its like:

    A) is she obese? No
    B) is she deformed in some way? No

    Cool, then put 4 beers in me and i am good to go
     
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  15. Stan

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    Cool story bro but we already know you'd bang anything with a pulse.

    Out of interest...you've been banging on about United's **** defence for a couple of years but recently you've been really quiet. Are you having wifi issues as well?
     
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  16. Treble

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    I was just taking your point to the extreme with the pig ugly comment. But if you find someone unattractive, they are unattractive. Just bcos it's a celebrity and not some girl you might see in the high street makes no difference. I don't know about most men, but I certainly would not sleep with anything with a pulse <laugh>

    I'll tell you why that's true in real life. Bcos men up and down the country (not on internet forums) will usually check out a girl that might happen to be at work or in the pub and say to each other "would ya" and the answers are usually honest and the reasons lead to often longer discussion about the pros and cons and difference in personal tastes.

    Ofcourse if you bring drink into it, nearly anything is possible. CFC Champions of FFP has often been seen giving the pigs on his farm in Surrey a good seeing to on a saturday night, after a couple of pints. It's taking them out on the Sunday that's the problem and often why he's not posting...
     
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  17. gooner4ever

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    i feel sorry for the pigs, how bad must it be for them to be seen out with a Chav
     
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