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Match Day Thread The Guaranteed 3 Points Man City Match Thread Of Almost Quite Plausible Inevitability

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 28, 2015.

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Who Will Win?

Poll closed Oct 5, 2015.

  1. Manchesthair's Sexy

    16 vote(s)
    50.0%

  2. Newcastle United

    7 vote(s)
    21.9%

  3. Draw

    3 vote(s)
    9.4%

  4. WTF IS THIS THREAD BRING BACK ACS

    6 vote(s)
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  1. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    Are you for real
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 28, 2015
  2. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    No,you imagined him.
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 28, 2015
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  3. Joelinton's Right Foot

    Joelinton's Right Foot Worth Every Penny

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    Nope. I'm just one of the voices in your head........
     
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  4. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Who said that?
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 28, 2015
  5. Captainchaos.

    Captainchaos. Well-Known Member

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    You are usually the voice in people's head obi wan
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 29, 2015
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  6. Lord Jonjomort

    Lord Jonjomort Well-Known Member

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    Nuts to it, went for a Newcastle win. We seem to turn up vs the big guns; we've got that weight of expectation when we're the favourites that doesn't work for us right now.
     
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    Lord Jonjomort, Sep 29, 2015
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  7. Warmir Pouchov

    Warmir Pouchov Better than JPF

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    Have to say I think this is an absolute outrage. I was clearly marked down as doing the Man City match thread. I have been preparing it for weeks, had my assistant Obi check over (left some half eaten burger on the hard copy proof I sent him but never mind). Now I sign in today and find the little mackem pervert has jumped the gun. ACS - I call for a stewards inquiry, or in your case a cross dressers inquiry.

    I am not at all happy and I am thinking about taking my ball home. This place has gone to the dogs. Protocol is not being followed. When the No.1 poster is treated in this way, it does not bode well. Its going the same way as North East Football - down the toilet. Particularly when it is a man with such a small penis is doing the ****ing over.

    You can all stick your match day threads up ya hoopla.

    I will take this heinous event with good grace as always.
     
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    Warmir Pouchov, Sep 29, 2015
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  8. JakartaToon

    JakartaToon Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Cant believe Panthro has gone for the certain win for Newcastle. On his advice i have bet my life savings, house, car and my first born child at 11-1. Should be able to pack in work although 11 kids might get a bit expensive.
    And on another note when ACS does the match thread we get the betting odds - even if they are for the wrong match.
     
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  9. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I'm taking the forum in a family friendly direction for **** sake <laugh>
     
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  10. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    Classic Captain Wetpants <laugh>

    To be fair, by divine authority, I was prompted to take over from whichever halfwit it was who was supposed to be doing it this week...
     
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  11. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    That's like a bean identifying itself as the one which truggered that particularly eggy fart.
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 29, 2015
  12. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    QPR are looking good for a draw at the weekend. #justsaying
     
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  13. Albert's Chip Shop

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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 29, 2015
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  14. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    That MUST be you, he's even carrying a butt plug.
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 29, 2015
  15. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Easy Tiger. There's only one but plug carrier around these parts :)
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Sep 29, 2015
  16. Super G Ted'inho

    Super G Ted'inho Guest

    <badger>
     
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    Super G Ted'inho, Sep 29, 2015
  17. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

    TheJudeanPeoplesFront Well-Known Member

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    I don't know what badger related nonsense you can get up to on the Liverpool board, but on this board we care about the misuse of smileys in a football related context :emoticon-0182-poolp
     
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    TheJudeanPeoplesFront, Sep 30, 2015
  18. Captainchaos.

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    Captainchaos., Sep 30, 2015
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    Please tell me that's what the bus drivers wear.

    It sure goes well with the bud
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 30, 2015
  20. Darth Plagueis

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    3-1 city win.
     
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