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Off Topic Who is Ronnie Pickering?

Discussion in 'Hull City' started by originallambrettaman, Sep 28, 2015.

  1. petersaxton

    petersaxton Well-Known Member

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    Lives in a council bungalow
    Goes fishing
    Drives a tiny car
    His wife tries to pretend she's not with him
    Nobody knows who he is

    No wonder he's angry.
     
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  2. Qatartiger Cambridgetiger

    Qatartiger Cambridgetiger Well-Known Member

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    I reckon he should be a Mod on here. He would sort some of you buggers out.
     
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  3. Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC

    Dr.Stanley O'Google, HCFC Well-Known Member

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    An old, but very descriptive phrase: "Mouth like ****ing dock gates".
     
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  4. GLP

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    I'd rather see a picture of him with a spanner in the background with the words 'Unfortunately this tool is from Hull'.
     
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  5. Party Hull!

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    Ronald, your Danny Dyer documentary awaits you...
     
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  6. Who are you?

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    its ronnie you daft tart how many more time ronnie pickering for ****s sake dont you know who i am
     
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  7. Party Hull!

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    Strong 3 to a Light 4 out of 10 for that impersonation.
     
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  8. Who are you?

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    you watch to much strictly
     
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  9. Brucebones

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    So we're at page 20 & this Ronnie Pickering thread is getting boring now, but we still don't know WHO he is? I thought someone would have at least said why he thinks this moped rider should be fearing him! The HDM do a nothing story about WHO he is!
     
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  10. originallambrettaman

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    The real Ronnie wouldn't even know what Strictly was. Gaylord.
     
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  11. Kempton

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    Now there's no way the real 'Ronnie ****ing Pickering' could have thought of such a witty retort as this.
     
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  12. DMD

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    Btw, post of the year goes to Ben about Facebook and shouting down the street. Arf <laugh>
     
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  14. HHH

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    I'd be interested to know where Ronnie goes for his fish & chips and what's his order.

    Can tell a lot about a man from that.

    Ron?
     
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  15. tigercity

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    how do you know he goes fishing?
     
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  16. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    It wouldn't surprise me if he batters his own & has it with scraps.
     
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  17. Lesta Gangsta

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    Fess up. Which one of you clowns is really Ronnie Pickering?

    'Bout time Hull had someone famous. <ok>
     
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  18. Sir Cheshire Ben

    Sir Cheshire Ben Well-Known Member

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    Don't mess with him, he'll find you. Ronnie ****ing Pickering invented the giraffe when he gave a horse an uppercut.
     
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  19. Kempton

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    Fess up? Yo really is a gangsta init :emoticon-0108-speec
     
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  20. Chazz Rheinhold

    Chazz Rheinhold Well-Known Member

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    Extra large Haddock pattie chips peas with scraps. Ron doesnt **** about.
    As all Brannys do he'll go to Tweendykes chinese for a meal for four just for himsen
     
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