How many times WId Ye?

This is a bit of a No Brainer, all I can say is lucky wee bastard.

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Schoolboy groomed by teaching assistant: 'We had sex 50 times then she said she was pregnant'

A schoolboy groomed by his teaching assistant claims the abuse has 'scarred him for life' after she let her daughter call him 'dad' and even told him she was pregnant.

Caroline Berriman was this week spared jail after admitting to having sex with the 15-year-old student .

The boy, who is now 17, has broken his silence to tell how Berriman groomed him over Facebook.

Berriman, now 30, came clean about the affair with the boy last year.

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"Scarred for life".

Aye, ****ing righto.

 

She's a rapist Dev. No surprise she didnae get the jail what with the laws in this country being sexist as ****.

And, aye, ah wid. But just the once. She's clearly mental.

 

Aye, Mental as a Fox.

 

Thought you would be outraged Dev

 

As soon as I saw the second photo the image of banging her from behind while holding onto the rim of that hat for dear life popped into my head.

I'm away for about 2-3 minutes. Back soon.

 

If by "outraged" you mean "attracted to her" you'd be right.

 

But it's an adult having sex and taking advantage of someone underage.

 

Exactly, I'm contrary that way. If it had been and adult Male teacher with a 15 year girl I'd be calling for his head on a pike.

 

If he'd been drunk Dev would have been on a beel-a-thon.

 

Think old Dev likes a wee hauf or 6?

Chad Evens certainly got the treatment from him but this girl is fair game.

Mind boggles.

 

I'd horse **** right out of her btw.

 

Dev's old skool. Thinks we should still treat women like it's the 1950s. To be fair, so does Aldo but that's a different story.

 

She certainly looks shaggable enough, but there are many factors that you simply can't tell from the photographs provided. She could have B.O. or halitosis strong enough to stop a charging rhino at 50 paces. She may have crap technique - physical attractiveness is no guide to performance in the sack. She could have an irritating Brummie accent or an unsightly mole on her inner thigh. She could be a vegan lentil enthusiast with a flatulence problem.

You have to wonder why such an apparently attractive woman is reduced to grooming pencil-dicked schoolboys.

 

I'd a big Dick at 15.

 

"Rape" and "Statutory Rape" are entirely different kettles of fish tho.

 

I hope you used plenty lube when you received it.

 

I know. I also find it easy to run for a Pizza in high heels, in a straight line, so drunk I can't consent to sex.

 

Fr Sean was always a gentle lover.

 

Now now Ciaran, Dev's not for biting today, he has a chest infection that would kill a Civvy.