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Eden Hazard wants move to Real Madrid

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Sep 27, 2015.

  1. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Pre op too
     
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    That's why he would. #TerryTranny
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  3. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    It's the English that **** dead animals not the Welsh #piggate
     
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  4. goonercymraeg

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    Don't mock what you haven't tried <whistle>
     
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  5. NSIS

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    Cameron? English? Nah, he's one of you Celts...
     
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  6. PleaseNotPoll

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    Cameron? Scottish father, Welsh mother.
    I just went to check and the first Google suggestion when I put his first name in was "David Cameron pig" quite amusingly.
     
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  7. BobbyD

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    Not a fan or rita ora. Or rihanna. They do nothing for me. Someone like tyra banks in her prime or beyonce are far hotter
     
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  8. Treble

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    You have to imagine that face contorted while in the throws of sexual ecstasy... and in that case I would <ok>
     
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  9. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    I remember that yarn. A HIAG-like fantasy: No One Famous got rumbled as he thought Charing Cross Hospital is Charing X.
    It is on the Fulham Palace Road... miles from central London
     
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    <diva>
     
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  11. UnitedinRed

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    We've found him

    Everybody, we've found him, Not606 actually found somebody we were looking for?!!
     
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  12. UnitedinRed

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    Drugs then. Drugs solve most issues.

    High 5 for drugs...... Prefentually while not high.
     
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  13. Treble

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    Sexual ecstacy not e-tabs you nutter <laugh>
     
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  14. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    Welcome back,we were all getting really worried about you.
     
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  15. Stan

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    Cool story bro. Unfortunately, as documented in your dossier, the reason it got a mention in the first place was my observation that CC Hospital is in Hammersmith.

    But it's good to have you back. I assume your wifi is working again. Must be frustrating how it worked so well all summer but has been so inconsistent since the season started. Eh, Deidre Dry Vagina?
     
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  16. UnitedinRed

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    She looks a bit rough tbh. Though that's why they invented beer.
     
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  17. Bodinki

    Bodinki You're welcome
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    Haha who the **** is that. He actually does look like JT in a wig <laugh>
     
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  18. Bodinki

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    In regards to Rita Ora though. I been having this same debate with guys for 10 years. Like when Britney spears went off the rails and you'd get a million dick heads all "No way id bang her now uurrgh".

    **** off. Seriously, dont pretend to be some kind of choosy sexual stud with high standards. 99% of single, heterosexual guys would **** Britney Spears in an instant. Same with Miley Cyrus, Cheryl Cole and most other women. Pretending to have high standards on a forum is...not even a word for that.....gay i suppose is the closest.
     
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  19. Bodinki

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    And dont even pretend to claim that their lifestyle choice would affect your decision either. Eeew so and so dated that guy i hate no way i'd **** her now. Or that they dress slutty or make **** music or cannot act etc.
     
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  20. CFC: Champs £launderx17

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    Don't worry, been near you in Bristol.

    Lots of Welsh men watching rugby
     
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