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Eden Hazard wants move to Real Madrid

Discussion in 'The Premier League' started by HRH Custard VC, Sep 27, 2015.

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  1. Hoddle is a god

    Hoddle is a god Guest

    Poch is a better manager than The Smug One. We have, twice, now, fielded the youngest team in the Prem. Spurs is the No.1 team to play for, if you are a youngster with potential. Chelsea must be the worst team to have signed for, if you are a young talented kid. How much damage has The Smug One already done to Chelsea's future blood? It's all well and good him ****ing off at Christmas (if he even lasts that long!), but he'll be leaving their youth policy in tatters.

    No way would I swap Poch for Mourhino.
     
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    Hoddle is a god, Sep 27, 2015
  2. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    We need input from a Chavbus fan
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 28, 2015
  3. Stan

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    Not many around! A lot of them are certainly proving that they like to give it out but can't take it. Fairweather fans!
     
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  4. luvgonzo

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    I also want to move to Real Madrid but just like Hazard I couldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo.
     
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  5. Star of David Bardsley

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    Have you ever tried? I bet you could
     
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  6. luvgonzo

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    Nope I gave it a go and missed completely, I then tried hitting a barn door with a shotgun and ****ed that up as well.
     
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    luvgonzo, Sep 28, 2015
  7. Star of David Bardsley

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    #countrylife
     
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  8. Stan

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    And yet you have no trouble with sheep.
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    Barrrrrrr means NO!!!
     
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    HRH Custard VC, Sep 28, 2015
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  10. goonercymraeg

    goonercymraeg Amnesia
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    We **** them then you eat them <whistle>
     
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  11. Skylarker

    Skylarker PL High Commissioner

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    At least we don't do both <whistle>
     
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  12. NSIS

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    The idea that my Sunday lunch has been royally ****ed by some deviant taffy, is a top appetite suppressant! :emoticon-0184-tmi:
     
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  13. luvgonzo

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    Mint sauce is used to hide the taste. <cheers>
     
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  14. NSIS

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    Well, they're always claiming that Welsh lamb has a special flavour. Probably depends how many Taffy's have been up it before it's slaughtered. Or even afterwards (Nah, doesn't bear thinking about! :emoticon-0184-tmi:)
     
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  15. Bodinki

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    Still would
     
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  16. HRH Custard VC

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    Looks like a Shemale to me
     
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  17. Stan

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    Fraud.
     
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  18. Drogs

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    Your standards are far too high, that nurse at Charing Cross must've been a knockout <laugh>
     
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  19. Stan

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    Bangtastic baby.
     
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  20. UnitedinRed

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    What wouldn't you?
     
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