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Match Day Thread RIP 3 Points - The Newcastle vs Chelsea Thread of Despair and Ecstacy(the drug... )

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  1. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Bloody hell what a week. Good luck with that bet mate.
    Although banking on NUFC to change your fortunes may be a stretch too far.
    Fingers crossed.
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 26, 2015
  2. Captainchaos.

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    You lost 200 quid
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 26, 2015
  3. Prince Isak (GG)

    Prince Isak (GG) Well-Known Member

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    Probably but if we win im ****ing loaded. Plus I actually think we will win. Ha ha I need my meds... Where are they. Oh I sold them to pay for that bet. Lol
     
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    I'm not sure you understand

    You've lost 200 quid
     
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    Captainchaos., Sep 26, 2015
  5. TurkeyToon

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    2-0 Chelski, Remy with a brace. Either Janmaat or Mitrovic to be red-carded Mbemba to get a bad injury, ruling him out till Christmas. McClaren receives countless cuts to head as he is pelted with a barrage of season tickets at full-time.

    What odds do think I will get for these series of events? 2-1, 3-1?
     
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    TurkeyToon, Sep 26, 2015
  6. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Just out of interest, what odds did you get?
    Not that it will matter. <laugh>
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 26, 2015

  7. Nolberto's Salsa Inferno

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    Best of luck with that bet

    ...if the entire world is going to ****e ..might as well go down BIG!

    Your crazed optimism is ....magnificent <ok><ok><ok>

    (0-4 stuffing on the cards)
     
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  8. Prince Isak (GG)

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    4/1
     
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  9. Prince Isak (GG)

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    I had a few beers and a homeless person just came up to me and said... I predict 2-1 to your toon team today and.... I was speechless... I mean how did he know.... So I asked him "how did you know who i supported" and he said......... "You look miserable as fook! Its bloody obvious" and I said... "But I could have been a mackem" they are doing worse and he said "You have a nufc top on dude".....

    **** me....
     
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  10. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    Right then Toonies, I have finally managed to find my lucky Toon top. It's taken me weeks.
    I will be wearing it gor today's match.

    So, IF we win, you can 100% thank me for our change in fortunes and Gerdieginola will split his winnings eith me 50/50.
    IF we still get hammered, it's because the team are so **** that no luck in the world can savd them.
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 26, 2015
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    Jesus, our bench looks worse than most Championship benches <laugh>
     
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  12. Bob Loblaw Lobs Law Bomb!

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    Hope Mbabu is up for the challenge today, Fabregas, Oscar, Hazard, Pedro and Remy coming at us...
     
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  13. Darth Plagueis

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    ****, Stoke scored. God help us.
     
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    We're ****ed
     
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    Am I missing something. Where does Stoke come into this. And for the record I've had 4 treble vodkas
     
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  16. Obi Wan

    Obi Wan keeper of the peace Forum Moderator

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    So hs's still going with eAnita + Colback!

    At least Perez is starting alongside Mitro.
    Just means one of the lower teams pulling further away ftom us.
    Now even IF we beat Chelsea, very big IF, we'll still be bottom 3.

    Enjoy the vodka.
     
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    Obi Wan, Sep 26, 2015
  17. Darth Plagueis

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    Line up -

    ---------Perez------Mitrovic------
    Wijnal--Colback--Anita---Sissoko
    Mbabu--Colo--Mbemba--Janmaat
    ---------------Krul-------------------

    Interesting.....
     
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  18. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    So this is the schedule gents. Kickoff is in 5 mins. I'll come back in about 30 minutes once it's 3-0 Chelsea and we've all lost interest in this "football" malark!
     
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  19. TheJudeanPeoplesFront

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    Obvs Mboppp is playing lb though
     
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  20. Darth Plagueis

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    Sorry, edited. Mbabu at Left back.

    ****.. Pedro vs Mbabu -.-
     
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