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Which opposition fans are most obsessed with Jose?

Discussion in 'Chelsea' started by CFC: Champs £launderx17, Sep 25, 2015.

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Which opposition fans are most obsessed with Jose?

  1. United

    37.5%
  2. Spurs

    12.5%
  3. Arsenal

    37.5%
  4. Liverpool

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  5. PISKIE

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  6. Other

    12.5%
  1. CFC: Champs £launderx17

    CFC: Champs £launderx17 Captain Ahab

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    Which jealous fans obsess the most?
     
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  2. Diego

    Diego Lone Ranger

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    I would say none of the above. Laughing at somebody as arrogant as Jose slowly going into meltdown is natural, not obsessive <ok>
     
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  3. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Very much this. Nobody is obsessed with Jose. I'm quite surprised by the OP as I would have thought he knew all about obsessions.

    Tbh the laughing is slowly becoming concern too, it stopped being funny a while ago. Now its just sad.
     
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    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Oh no!

    Three United fans have replied. He's got us lads, he's got us good.

    Damn you London's only, damn you to hell!
     
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  6. Swarbs

    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    You're just jealous cos he isn't following you

    #rejectedbyhisownstalker
     
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    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    I wouldn't even know how to check. He follows me the hard way though, by searching out my posts and waiting until the opportunity presents itself...

    Like when Chelsea win and United don't. Otherwise he seems to take a break from the forum, or a holiday. I bet he knows astro.
     
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  8. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Turns out I've got 4 followers.

    #fanbase
     
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    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    I've got 15.

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  10. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Bastard. To make things worse one of mine is Slevin and the others called Cheesey something. Sounds like a knob.

    Im also following MITO for some reason.

    What does any of this mean? And can I fill in the gaps in my fanbase by using plastic blue seats with shirts on?
     
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    cini65 Well-Known Member

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    I don't like dog turd on my shoe. I must be jealous of it:(
     
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    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Jealousy is a killer mate, I feel your pain.

    Soon you will be obsessed and then the real trouble starts. Shout obscenities at the dog turd and sending it violent PMs.

    We are all here for you.
     
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  14. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Can we make this the first official meeting of OA? That's Obsessives anonymous in case your not familiar.

    Together we can work through your obsession. Be it the dog turn innocently vacationing on your shoe or the away support of queens park rangers, we've all got our story's.

    All together now, "kumbaya my lord, kumbaya"
     
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  15. Treble

    Treble Keyser Söze

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    Fck me it's dead on here. These threads are getting desperate.

    BTW in answer to the question. The chavs. He seems to hate you more than other fans, and you all still love him for it :biggrin:
     
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    Swarbs Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Mourinho can recommend an excellent plastic flag manufacturer to help you lure them in <ok>
     
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  17. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    Do you have Mr Mourinhos WhatsApp?
     
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    How do you find out if someone is following you?
     
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    Treble Keyser Söze

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    And the number of a good bin man to collect them afterwards

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  20. UnitedinRed

    UnitedinRed Well-Known Member

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    This Jose sounds like a great guy. Do you think he can recommend me a good doctor?
     
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