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  1. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    Is she British Asian or 1st generation immigrant. I dated a girl on a 1 year work-visa once. Culturally it was very different and not in a good way. Became very clingy after one date and would spy on me... <laugh>.

    If she grew up in Britain you get best of both worlds. Culturally someone similar to you and the attractive physical features.
     
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  2. FedLadSonOfAnfield

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    Says she came over here at age 10 and seems sound from her messages

    Spying ?! <yikes> So she was following you and stuff ... I had a phone stalker once who would call constantly
     
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  3. Milk not bear jizz

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    It was back in university. I worked at a bookstore in the mall. She worked at Chinese restaurant in food court for her aunt.

    I would be working, look up and see her semi-hiding at the window watching me.

    Or... I had a friend, female friend, worked in a clothing store diagnolly across from mine. Was talking to her once and she said:

    "Do you know that girl?"

    Apparently she was walking back and forth in front of the store staring at me for several minutes.
     
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    I didn't ask her out again after that. After about a month she stopped spying on me. Don't know what happened to her... She left. Wasn't due to return to China for 6 months so don't know where she went.
     
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  5. InBiscanWeTrust

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    #catfish
     
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  6. InBiscanWeTrust

    InBiscanWeTrust Rome, London, Paris, Rome, Istanbul, Madrid
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    That's what you think :bandit:
     
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  7. Milk not bear jizz

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    Been about 17 or 18 years now. If she is still spying on me her skills have improved to ninja levels.

    Although to be honest... Probably wouldn't recognise her now.
     
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  8. InBiscanWeTrust

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    Or she got plastic surgery and married you...
     
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    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    My eldest daughter's middle name (suggested by my wife) is actually the same as the "English-name" the Chinese girl I dated chose for herself.

    So maybe you have a point. My wife is pretty short... Has dark hair... Blue Eyes though (could be contacts).
     
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    Tight as a fish I bet.

    Smash it lad.
     
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    Deffo will if we can move it along to the point of a meet ... in my experience of online / tinder stuff it's looking good so far

    Did ask that fit one out I was on about ages ago ... she gave some bs excuse so you were dead on about her being a cock tease, deffo surprised her tho doing that, probably used to guys not stating their position to her and keeping things neutral to avoid the rejection, or just thinks I'm an ugly prick <laugh>
     
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    Undoubtedly this ^ <laugh>
     
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    appreciated. as always <ok>
     
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  14. Red Hadron Collider

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    You're welcome <laugh>
     
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    I used to love a Chinese on a Friday night <laugh>

    Birds like that fit one chase the coin in my experience mate, always keeping their options open waiting for the BBD to wander in.
     
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    Off out to a Turkish restaurant tonight gonna be good.
     
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  17. Milk not bear jizz

    Milk not bear jizz Grasser-In-Chief

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    I'm sure it will be a delight.
     
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    If you were a pro comedian you'd be sacked for that one.
     
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    Letter "E"
     
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